(SeriouS) How do i become a hitman for hire?

[SpiderSense]

LMFAO, this geek get killed before the first mission. Probably blow his brains out cleaning his gun or something.

[NocturnalKnight]

Guise, I'm curious.

Do you think there are really that many hitmen out there? I'm not talking about ghetto ass ****. I mean the guys with sick ass rides/expensive suits/class/intelligence/suave, etc.,

?

[Spartan#x]

Not to get into anything illegal here but there was apparently a serious (I think) manual published for being a hitman...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hit_Man...nt_Contractors

It was apparently banned in the U.S. but a simple entry of the title into google or so yields you the entire contents as the book is no longer published (obviously). No I'm not becoming a hitman so please FBI man don't come after me.

Thats funny, I can buy it off of Amazon.

[Mister_E]

Guise, I'm curious.

Do you think there are really that many hitmen out there? I'm not talking about ghetto ass ****. I mean the guys with sick ass rides/expensive suits/class/intelligence/suave, etc.,

?

of course...




Step 1. Get your mind prepared for mental flexing (meditation, breathing exercise, rest)

Step 2. Go to your nearest library.

Step 3. Look for a book title "I am a Hitman"

Step 4. Enjoy your journey.


Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high
Take a look, it's in a book - Reading Rainbow

I can be anything!
Take a look, it's in a book - Reading Rainbow....

[aaronjbc123]

I loled the hardest I ever had after reading some of these responses. So...so so goddamn hard.

[Random907]

Guise, I'm curious.

Do you think there are really that many hitmen out there? I'm not talking about ghetto ass ****. I mean the guys with sick ass rides/expensive suits/class/intelligence/suave, etc.,

?

Less than a handful hitmen are like that, but then again it is possible. Most hitmen actually have very normal lives outside of their jobs. Think Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

[SpiderSense]

Mrs. Smith.

I hope that's not meant to be a deterrent. You mentioning anything having to do with Brad Pitt that is. You see how many "closet homos" think that Fight Club is some masterpiece? Now imagine Fight Club with Angelina Jolie playing Marla.

[The Prime Nip]

Place an advertisement in the "Classified Ads" section of the newspaper.

[Hugh Jazz]

You should rob drug dealers.
It seems easier to get into that being a hitman.

[LukeyM]

Come to Australia and Bust Carl Williams out he pays around 100k for each person.

M.Gatto is still alive he would prob pay a fortune for him dead.

[JohnnyRyall]

Guise, I'm curious.

Do you think there are really that many hitmen out there? I'm not talking about ghetto ass ****. I mean the guys with sick ass rides/expensive suits/class/intelligence/suave, etc.,

?

Of course. All those games and movies HAVE to be based on some real person. I mean, who would romanticize killing people for cash?

[Xacto]

Guise, I'm curious.

Do you think there are really that many hitmen out there? I'm not talking about ghetto ass ****. I mean the guys with sick ass rides/expensive suits/class/intelligence/suave, etc.,

?

the CIA

[bigmane123]

wtf?

[Mister_E]

wtf?

LOL @ bigmane's 16-day bump (no stalking)

[VanillaWhey]

How about becoming a bounty hunter? (serious)

[ImHuge07]

[Era]

Get involved with a big criminal gang, like the mob/mafia etc.




Ofcourse you'll probably get caught and spend life inside.

[JamesIII]

Disclaimer for mods: This topic is for theoretical disscusion. I have no interest in becoming a hitman for hire nor do i advise anyone to.

So where do i start? (serious)

Im tired of running the rat race. Im up for a different pace.

Becomming a cop is not an option for me due to not being able to pass the poly. (tried twice at 2 diff stations in 2 different states). Its about as far as i can get due to experimenting with *******.

Mob? I met a few contacts and from what ive seen.. i worked at a bouncer at an italian place but they were just doing some minor illegal gambling. It was nothing big, hell even the cops knew about it and did nothing.

Military? Possible for training, but the chance of dieing for ****ty pay and horrible pollitical reasons. Far from worth it. Or would something like Navy seal or recon training help? They do more demolition then assasination work.

Assasination is serious big business. Un documented but someone always wants someone killed. And are willing to pay massive amounts of cash.

Im just curious.

Also no: be a rapper(fake), join a gang, drug dealer. Those are all weak sub criminal positions.

Im talking about targeted assasinations and hits.

link up with Robert Redford...

[NIUNIU_SAN]

Join the military first, get some weapons and survival training..

[naoste]

Am ex army looking to getting into private contracts email or pm me

[SvitlanaR]

You just feel the urge to kill?

Let me ask you...

would you be able to kill a hot girl?

Would you be able to blow up a car with the target and his family (including kids)

Would you be able to kill a mark that is a 15 years old?

Can you fight well in hand to hand combat?

Can you interrograte and torture people?


I thought about becoming one but technology is too good these days. They will get you if you leave a fraction of your finger tip.

It wouldnt bother me my dude

[PatheticPeter]

1. Learn ufc
2. Study the blade
3. Get a gf with an accent
4. Have her get killed by some guy from your past
5. Get revenge
6. Meet another girl on your journey
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?
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Profit

[wincel]

U can work for the Russian mob and then retire, and then come out of retirement after they killed your dog and kill everyone.

[bsrkoacar]

Darkwebz or craigslist. I imagine either could work... hell you might as well place fliers around town advertising your trade

[BenMcLeodNZ]

Nail some prominent people from diverse backgrounds and leave your calling card. It's like any job, no-one wants to hire you without previous work experience. Once you have a name for yourself, that's it, you can call around with offers. I'd have a couple jobs if you were local.

[userMSWUMKLQXBS]

To be a real hit man you have to have no one care about you existing. Not only can you not have attachments, no one can be attached to you. You have to be able to disappear and make people disappear with no trace whatsoever. You have to have a list of look a likes that you can burn so people think you are dead. You have to know people for weapons, hits, and to save your ass. You must make your family disappear (kill them) if they are not already dead or you need a cover life. You must not tell anyone of your profession and you must kill all who find out. You must have extremely good hand to hand combat skills. And also have very good marksmanship. Most importantly you must be willing to kill anyone on the face of the earth including your self.