Once again; I don't have pics...
Anyway, follow up to this thread...
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=7499111
Well, here is the story... Last night I got really drunk and the bars were pretty dead, so I went to the strip club about 30 minutes before closing time. The 25 year old was there and pretty much asked me when she can "tap that." I told her tonight is good and she got my number. About 2:15 she calls me and we meet up at a gas station. She follows me back to my apartment. We have a few drinks, start making out, and head to the bed room. At this point I'm pretty drunk and this is where I messed up bad. I was struggling to open a condom box and she pretty much told "I'm on birth control and I don't have anything." So basically, I had sex with her unprotected and came inside her. I'm now worried about stds... Far as the sex is concerned; she was really tight (said she haven't had sex in a month) and gave pretty good head.
Now I have HIV, herpes, and getting a stripper pregnant on my mind. Don't drink and have unprotected sex with strippers guys. Not much I can do now except hope for the best.
Awaits the "You have teh aids" pics.
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03-12-2008, 09:03 PM #1
Unprotected sex with a stripper last night...
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03-12-2008, 09:04 PM #2
did she have a penis? if so then your fine bro no prego
if aids talk to magic Johnson
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03-12-2008, 09:05 PM #3best meet lifts @ 132
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03-12-2008, 09:05 PM #4
It's kind of odd that if she said she was clean that she would be willing to have unprotected sex with a random stranger. I would get tested ASAP.
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03-12-2008, 09:05 PM #5
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03-12-2008, 09:05 PM #6
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03-12-2008, 09:06 PM #7
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03-12-2008, 09:07 PM #8
If you test result came back positive, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HER?
Come on, i really want to know this. What would you guys do?
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03-12-2008, 09:09 PM #9
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03-12-2008, 09:09 PM #10
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03-12-2008, 09:09 PM #11
Oh **** man, you sure you got HIV from her?
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03-12-2008, 09:09 PM #12
Goddam I love the misc.
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03-12-2008, 09:09 PM #13
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03-12-2008, 09:11 PM #14
just say you were returning some video tapes
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03-12-2008, 09:11 PM #15
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03-12-2008, 09:11 PM #16
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oh damn. Good luck!
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03-12-2008, 09:13 PM #17
My life is now pathetic. I have a GF and im somehow jealous of you doin a stripper with no condom on. God that would be awsome.(no aids)
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03-12-2008, 09:14 PM #18Idiotic and inconsequential people are still idiotic and inconsequential.
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03-12-2008, 09:14 PM #19
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Congratulations, your gonna be a father.
A tight stripper, now theres an oxymoron if I've heard one.The two rules of life, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart.
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03-12-2008, 09:15 PM #20
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03-12-2008, 09:19 PM #21
Learn from your mistakes man and hope for the best. The chances are low,but either way I wouldn't like them. Alot of people out there who could care less about their own or your health. But alot of people **** up, it happens. Hopefully you learn from it and dont repeat it. I know alot of guys who have worked at bar scenes, ****ed everything they could and never caught a thing. I know quite a few like this. Odds are in your favour.
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03-12-2008, 09:19 PM #22
You should get drunk and bang her again. What is the worst that can happen now? At least you can get laid twice and you can take some pics for us. Use the flash. The last dude that took pics of some chick without the flash got a ride on the Neg Train
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03-12-2008, 09:19 PM #23
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03-12-2008, 09:24 PM #24
Well, she might call me tonight. If not, she is working tomorrow and I'm going to see whats up.
Some positives:
1. She is from a rural community and been married for a while before her husband got locked up.
2. Her youngest is a 1 year old (hopefully healthy) that she goes home to.
3. I live in a small college town and there is literally only 1 strip club.
4. She wanted to have sex with me for a while now.
5. She hasn't had sex in a while (supposedly).
Negatives:
1. Stripper
2. Stripping for 6 years off and on.
3. Drinks a lot and smokes weed
I'm not really worried about HIV since it's pretty rare around here far as I know. I am worried about herpes and getting her pregnant the most though.
Also, I'll try to see if she has a myspace, and post some pics if she does.
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03-12-2008, 09:28 PM #25
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Good luck with the more serious stuff like you said. I don't get why strippers get such a bad stigma. Certainly, there's some girls who don't have everything there, but there's some fun girls. You don't really know why they are stripping anyway, there's some legitimate reasons for it. Don't act like you're some morally outstanding citizen. You just have to know how to handle them, but i'd date a stripper. Why not?
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03-12-2008, 09:28 PM #26
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pics FTW! do it man.
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03-12-2008, 09:31 PM #27
Because most strippers have a ton of problems. What good reasons do you have for stripping except for something like you lost your job and have to feed your kids? I used to play cards at a bar where the DJ from the strip club played and he told me that 99% of the girls have drug problems, were sexually abused at a young age, or are psycho. He also pimped them out to the customers for some side cash. An ex-stripper from the same club confirmed that info too.
So you go bang all the strippers you want Mr. Elliot Spitzer, I'm sure they are just misunderstood.
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03-12-2008, 09:31 PM #28
based on your description, you should be and hopefully be fine.
just dont do something like this again stupid!!Mr. 405
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03-12-2008, 09:34 PM #29
I'm not really trying to date them. I was just looking for friends with benefits that are freaks in sack.
I guess another positive thing about this situation is she is going to tell all her stripper friends I was a good lay, so if everything turns out alright on my end; I'll hopefully be screwing more strippers (with condoms).
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03-12-2008, 09:34 PM #30
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dude.....PICS NAO
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