How big is your banana?

[paulinkansas]

Here in Hawaii the bananas are huge. Mine is in excess of 12 inches. Notice the eggs come from the mainland. That's the continental U.S. for you 'tards.



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[shmobin]

Guess how I know you have cheap ass knives.

[TolerantLactose]

I don't have bananas. I have cucumbers. No one likes my desserts.

[desslok]

Mines more of a plantain.

[AdamWW]

With or without the peel?

[desslok]

With or without the peel?

My doctor peeled mine when i was little.

[Tommy W.]

Here in Hawaii the bananas are huge. Mine is in excess of 12 inches. Notice the eggs come from the mainland. That's the continental U.S. for you 'tards.



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Nah nah nah bruddah da con-ti-nen-tal US is da big big Island.

[AdamWW]

My doctor peeled mine when i was little.

Same here.

Nowadays when I try to peel bananas in public, I get weird looks. Why is it ok for the doctor, and not me?

[desslok]

Same here.

Nowadays when I try to peel bananas in public, I get weird looks. Why is it ok for the doctor, and not me?

I can’t even look at unpeeled bananas, they disgust me. If I am watching a movie that has an unpeeled banana I immediately change it.

[AdamWW]

I can’t even look at unpeeled bananas, they disgust me. If I am watching a movie that has an unpeeled banana I immediately change it.

That's why I never watched The Flintstones growing up... you KNOW they didn't have peeled bananas... even if they wore their animal skins, I know what's going on... it's inevitable.

[hendrixfreak70]

Your username to current location hurts my head. Either move back to Kansas or change your username. Do something about it right now.

[A4min]

50iu's of gh in banana crew

[desslok]

Your username to current location hurts my head. Either move back to Kansas or change your username. Do something about it right now.

Its not his location, its his pre-op stage name, Pauline Kansas

[DougyF7]

Nothing quite like measuring your banana with a tape measure on a Tuesday evening

[desslok]

Nothing quite like measuring your banana with a tape measure on a Tuesday evening

Careful, i sliced my banana with the edge of a tape measure before. If the lock isn’t on and it retracts, it’s sayonara banana. Also be careful when measuring around the curve, if the tape measure kinks it can slice.

[paulinkansas]

Careful, i sliced my banana with the edge of a tape measure before. If the lock isn’t on and it retracts, it’s sayonara banana. Also be careful when measuring around the curve, if the tape measure kinks it can slice.

I caught my banana in a metallic zipper when I was younger. I was stuffing a banana in my pants before going to a party and that's when it got caught in the zipper.

[MajorTendonitis]

I gotta small banana . Feels bad bruhs

[AdamWW]

I gotta small banana . Feels bad bruhs

More concerning is that your banana is covered in spots.

Time to get a check up!

[desslok]

I gotta small banana . Feels bad bruhs

Gee-spots on that banana, so curvy

[ECGordyn]

This poll is so skewed. 7 7/8 inches is a solid banana, but I've got to class myself with the 4" midgets.

[air2fakie]

This poll is so skewed. 7 7/8 inches is a solid banana, but I've got to class myself with the 4" midgets.

We round up here, just like when measuring our biceps.

[desslok]

This poll is so skewed. 7 7/8 inches is a solid banana, but I've got to class myself with the 4" midgets.

The poll isn’t skewed…






























Your banana is

[AdamWW]

The poll isn’t skewed…


Your banana is

basically

[desslok]

basically

Mine bends to the right. Makes sense since I am right handed.

[AdamWW]

Mine bends to the right. Makes sense since I am right handed.

I think you're peeling too vigorously

[desslok]

I think you're peeling too vigorously

I always liked how in cartoons they would peel it like a 1/4 of the way then squeeze the shaft and the middle part would just shoot out perfectly into their mouth.

[AdamWW]

I always liked how in cartoons they would peel it like a 1/4 of the way then squeeze the shaft and the middle part would just shoot out perfectly into their mouth.

You don't do that?

Missing out, bruh... only way to do it

[ECGordyn]

I always liked how in cartoons they would peel it like a 1/4 of the way then squeeze the shaft and the middle part would just shoot out perfectly into their mouth.

It's more enjoyable to shoot it into somebody else's mouth.