god damnit, dont know why but i tried it again couldnt last past 12 minutes before it creeped me the fukk out, my dick didnt even twitch, more creepy than sexy to me, I must be a reptilian
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12-07-2011, 01:41 AM #31Rep Power: 147683
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12-07-2011, 01:43 AM #32
I kept getting hard then soft.. Didn't work and I got pissed. Could be a variety of things
-I saw what she looked like and I kept having flashes of her face every couple of minutes.
-I fapped about 2 hours before I experimented with this.
-I have a short attention span.
-My nose/foot/ear/ random body part kept needing to be scratched.
-Her voice jumping from left ear to right got incredibly fawking annoying.
I shut everything off in my room. Layed on my bed naked. Used very high quality headphones. Listend to the highest quality MP3 version.
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12-07-2011, 01:44 AM #33This sorta.. I only got hard because I was thinking of past sexual experiences.Originally Posted by lowberry
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12-07-2011, 01:44 AM #34Power Cosmic
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Originally Posted by NevaStandDown
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12-07-2011, 01:44 AM #35Olympic Beer Lifter
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you *******s better start waking up on your own after the jackpot part
theres some brainwashing going on iircstraight white male and proud
fat as fuk and disgust
no hover - no enter thread crew
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12-07-2011, 01:45 AM #36Boxing and Deadlifts
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watOriginally Posted by Sergis
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12-07-2011, 01:46 AM #37Registered User
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strong username to post content ratioOriginally Posted by wampwamp
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12-07-2011, 01:49 AM #38Registered User
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downloading now, want to try.
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12-07-2011, 01:50 AM #39FOR MEDICAL USE ONLY
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I guess everyone in this thread is busy jacking off.
edit: had to shut it off after 5 minutes, my cock was getting way too swollen from this massive boner I got from her voiceLast edited by MareeWanna; 12-07-2011 at 01:56 AM.
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12-07-2011, 01:53 AM #40Registered User
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wtf are you on about?Originally Posted by Sergis
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12-07-2011, 01:56 AM #41Registered User
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Gonna try
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12-07-2011, 01:57 AM #42Banned
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36 chambers son
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12-07-2011, 02:00 AM #43Banned
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Ill be happy if it even gets me hard. Would probably have to go no fap for a month before I could ever jizz from **** like this. Will try though
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12-07-2011, 02:01 AM #44Do I even lift?
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gonna try this tonight
dis gun be good
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12-07-2011, 02:12 AM #45Registered User
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so i just tried it. yea... i definitely didn't cum... WITHOUT hands lol.
definitely got real horny and just jacked off. no way I could cum without hands.
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12-07-2011, 02:23 AM #46Olympic Beer Lifter
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i listened to this **** a few years agoOriginally Posted by aboriginalLiftr
there was some bull**** like thatstraight white male and proud
fat as fuk and disgust
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12-07-2011, 02:24 AM #47Registered User
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Well if you think about it - you have wet dreams... essentially the same thing.
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12-07-2011, 02:32 AM #48Platinum member
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just confirmedOriginally Posted by dfknc
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12-07-2011, 02:33 AM #49Registered User
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What does the scouter say about his power level?Originally Posted by TorontoBrah
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12-07-2011, 02:38 AM #50Registered User
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**** did not work at all, thought it would be some erotic stuff, but she's just keeps saying stuff like Let me in, glow, glow, vibrate, surrender!! Creep me out brah
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12-07-2011, 02:58 AM #51Registered User
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I tried number 2 and it definitely can work, but i think when someone knocked on the bathroom door it ****ed me up. I got a pillow and just lied there while listening to it. I got an instant erection for the first 5 minutes, but it went away. From then on I was so ****ing turned on, but no erection. Pre-cum kept on dripping out and when she finally told me to cum, i thought i came buckets, but i just ****ing pissed myself (100% srs). The whole time i thought i was on the verge of cumming, but i just literally had to take a really bad piss. Will try again with a different one, i liked it.
edit:going to try a different one
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12-07-2011, 02:59 AM #52
i don't get the sexual element misc is attaching to this?
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12-07-2011, 03:16 AM #53
I just tried, I didn't cum but actually I thought I did, lol. Some people said they jizzed while not fully hard and I relate to them. Will redo it another time.
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12-07-2011, 03:17 AM #54Expert Nipple Masseur
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Just googled the woman. Holy sh*t is she a ****en' whale. Nope, can't get hard to that anymore.
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12-07-2011, 03:18 AM #55
Hope you know ur fapping to a 1/10 (yes I am serious)
ill do u a favor and not post body pics.
dont hate me for awaring.
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12-07-2011, 03:21 AM #56Expert Nipple Masseur
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Glad I didn't even get hard brah. Good intuitions nomsayin'? Phuckin' 200 pound landbeast.Originally Posted by Dan916
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12-07-2011, 03:41 AM #57Registered abuser
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Wtff, tried the google vid one. Didnt have headphones on me, so I just put my phone by my ear.. Faurkin text messege halfway through almost put me in shock.. Dont use ur phoneOriginally Posted by tornister
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12-07-2011, 03:43 AM #58Former fat ass @ 270+
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I got bored as fuark after 20 something minutes and couldnt get into the "trance state" so by the time she started actually talking about sex I was too annoyed to continue.Originally Posted by KillahJon
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12-07-2011, 03:50 AM #59Indian Genetics
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**** creeped me the fuk out. Had to close it in 13 minutes
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12-07-2011, 04:07 AM #60Registered User
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Did it while high myself, got some of dat dere precum but no orgasm.Originally Posted by AcE831
Modnegged twice and still green, umad?
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