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    Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos View Post
    Well timed LOL.
    Actually it applies to my female. The headache part.. she made that up because her stupid woman's magazine told her to refuse sex in order to build a, "craving desire" for sex.

    When she told me that she was faking her headaches (for almost two weeks, mind you).

    First thing I said: how much more freakin craving could you possibly want out of us (seriously.. her Brazilian, me Scorpio.. dafuq!)
    Second thing I said: light your filthy magazine on fire before it ruins you.

    True story.
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    Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos View Post
    Strong list of expectations from both genders ITT. Good luck on your foreveralone goals in 2013.
    I have a feeling most of these "rules" get chucked out the window, along with good sense and a few other things when they meet someone they like. Maybe I'm just talking about myself.
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    Rule #1 (and only) Do not tell me what to do. It will not end well for you.

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    Originally Posted by penny0527 View Post
    Rule #1 (and only) Do not tell me what to do. It will not end well for you.

    I am not kidding.
    Can you pick up some milk on your way home please?
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    Originally Posted by yummycow View Post
    I have a feeling most of these "rules" get chucked out the window, along with good sense and a few other things when they meet someone they like. Maybe I'm just talking about myself.
    This. I'm pretty sure my boyfriend breaks all my rules.


    However, he doesn't flick channels while a commercial is on, so I will love him forever.
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    Originally Posted by penny0527 View Post
    Rule #1 (and only) Do not tell me what to do. It will not end well for you.

    I am not kidding.
    Stop kidding Penny! This is srs business
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    I agree with OP's entire list except #24. Some foreign films are great and I think most men would agree. When my husband has to take 15 seconds to carefully answer when my birthday/our anniversary is, I just laugh
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    Originally Posted by Keltron View Post
    Can you pick up some milk on your way home please?
    Since you asked nice I'd probably even bring you a candy bar.


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    Originally Posted by illriginalized View Post
    Actually it applies to my female. The headache part.. she made that up because her stupid woman's magazine told her to refuse sex in order to build a, "craving desire" for sex.

    When she told me that she was faking her headaches (for almost two weeks, mind you).

    First thing I said: how much more freakin craving could you possibly want out of us (seriously.. her Brazilian, me Scorpio.. dafuq!)
    Second thing I said: light your filthy magazine on fire before it ruins you.

    True story.
    wtf?? im never too interested in girls who buys a lot of cosmo magazines, ext.. because it messes with their heads so much.
    Thinking of the last 10 yrs in the dating scene only 2 girls come to mind that didnt play games with me and both were from a few years ago.
    Also, I've noticed the ones who go out of their way to say they dont play games are the ones who play the most games LOL
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    "31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
    the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one."

    This x 10.

    When the other person reads into something FAR to much, it honestly becomes frustrating/aggravating.. It almost seems like you're looking for a reason to fight.

    And we're all guilty of it.
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    Originally Posted by Keyboardsmasher View Post
    "31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
    the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one."

    This x 10.

    When the other person reads into something FAR to much, it honestly becomes frustrating/aggravating.. It almost seems like you're looking for a reason to fight.

    And we're all guilty of it.
    I think the media has something to do with it.

    Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin etc.. "men do dumb sh*t and need to be nagged and controlled". I find myself getting angry sometimes and I have to remind myself "He's not TRYING to make me angry..in fact.. he really just wants to make me happy but he's not psychic and he hasnt known me forever so he cant possibly know everytime hes doing something wrong".

    Still working on it though. Trying to balance out being too nice (+ being taken advantage of) + being a complete bish who wont let anything go.
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    Originally Posted by EliteBrah View Post
    wtf?? im never too interested in girls who buys a lot of cosmo magazines, ext.. because it messes with their heads so much.
    Thinking of the last 10 yrs in the dating scene only 2 girls come to mind that didnt play games with me and both were from a few years ago.
    Also, I've noticed the ones who go out of their way to say they dont play games are the ones who play the most games LOL
    Statements like this make me so happy that I'm not a dude.

    But it also makes me wonder why you are searching for the crazy.
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    There are only 3 rules/mantra women should live by...

    1. Don't cheat.
    2. Live a balanced life.
    3. lick your man's balls once in a while...So many girls never pay proper attention to one of the most pleasurable/sensitive part of the male anatomy.

    If you follow the aforementioned you will have a long-lasting, loving relationship.
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    I wanted to post ITT when it was locked.

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    I've never understood the not cutting your hair one. Short hair looks great on some women.
    Yeah but long hair would look even greater.
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    Originally Posted by cowboybiker View Post
    I wanted to post ITT when it was locked.

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    Originally Posted by aristomeow View Post
    I think the media has something to do with it.

    Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin etc.. "men do dumb sh*t and need to be nagged and controlled". I find myself getting angry sometimes and I have to remind myself "He's not TRYING to make me angry..in fact.. he really just wants to make me happy but he's not psychic and he hasnt known me forever so he cant possibly know everytime hes doing something wrong".

    Still working on it though. Trying to balance out being too nice (+ being taken advantage of) + being a complete bish who wont let anything go.
    Personally in my experience..


    The younger the female, the more of an issue this is and the more personal they take it.
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    hey dude, that stuff in your sig, your own words?
    I typed it out if thats what you mean.


    But I stole all of it


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    Originally Posted by Liff_Wates View Post
    Yeah but long hair would look even greater.
    Halle Berry, Victoria Beckham, Alissa Milano and Shannyn Sossamon all look better with short hair than long hair.

    edit: and Charlize Theron.
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    Originally Posted by cowboybiker View Post
    I typed it out if thats what you mean.


    But I stole all of it


    Which part do you like?
    It's all pretty good but got a real good kick out of the first sentence.
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    Originally Posted by Keltron View Post
    It's all pretty good but got a real good kick out of the first sentence.
    Ron White.

    He's one of the Blue Collar comedians
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    Originally Posted by cowboybiker View Post
    Ron White.

    He's one of the Blue Collar comedians
    I know who Ron White is. I think he's the best out of all of them. Larry the Cable guy is a phony character and Jeff Foxworthy is too damn clean. Engval's not bad though.
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    Originally Posted by Keltron View Post
    I know who Ron White is. I think he's the best out of all of them. Larry the Cable guy is a phony character and Jeff Foxworthy is too damn clean. Engval's not bad though.
    Ron is the best.
    The more he drinks the funnier he gets
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    Originally Posted by EliteBrah View Post
    wtf?? im never too interested in girls who buys a lot of cosmo magazines, ext.. because it messes with their heads so much.
    Here is a friendly tip. If your woman frequently purchases these magazines,

    1. Find the section "things to get your man excited" (they all have one).
    2. Take a highlighter, and highlight anything that you want her to try.
    3. ?????
    4. Profit.

    Originally Posted by cowboybiker View Post
    I wanted to post ITT when it was locked.

    But now? Meh!
    Just kinda loses it's sparkle, doesn't it?
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    Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos View Post
    Here is a friendly tip. If your woman frequently purchases these magazines,

    1. Find the section "things to get your man excited" (they all have one).
    2. Take a highlighter, and highlight anything that you want her to try.
    3. ?????
    4. Profit.

    Just kinda loses it's sparkle, doesn't it?
    I'm going to leave my magazines around and highlight all the things that I want bought for me.

    ??

    Profit?

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    Originally Posted by aristomeow View Post
    I'm going to leave my magazines around and highlight all the things that I want bought for me.

    ??

    Profit?

    Ouch, I don't think I could ever deal with a woman with a price tag. I'm just a poor boy.
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    Originally Posted by acrawlingchaos View Post
    I'm just a poor boy.
    from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity


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    Originally Posted by cowboybiker View Post
    from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity


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    Di... did you just call Aristomeow a monstrosity?






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