Deep Thoughts

[mtpockets]

[Redfish225]

Why aren’t there any b batteries?

AA AAA C D


wtf…

[Evantus]

How does quantum entanglement even work. Is light a wave or particle. Where did the universe come from, what started the initial one. How can there be so many leftards

[Tommy W.]

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

[mtpockets]

[supramax]

When you clean your vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.

[mtpockets]

[Karl_Hungus]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

[Fishman15]

If brunch is a combination of breakfast and lunch, how come there is no lupper or no linner?

[MajorTendonitis]

If a white guys walking in the woods by himself , is he still racist ?

[superman704]

God created us, but, who created God? and why? and how?

[Fishman15]

God created us, but, who created God? and why? and how?

There's no getting in front of the first line of the bible. If you could, you would just move your questions to that thing and the thing before that. At some point, it began...

[superman704]

There's no getting in front of the first line of the bible. If you could, you would just move your questions to that thing and the thing before that. At some point, it began...

Bro...

[Cass40]

My Bachelors degree is signed by Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Let that sink in!

[mtpockets]

[crupiea]

Think about the whole adam and eve thing when it came to them having kids.

Think about the actual mechanics of it and its quite disturbing.

They had two sons.

How did those sons make more offspring? see where this is going? a bit scary to be honest.

[Corbi]

God created us, but, who created God? and why? and how?

Takes us to the Big Bang Theory where everything was created from nothing. And we as humans are used to absolutes, where we can measure the depth of an ocean, height of a mountain, distance across land mass & yet the universe is never ending and is not measurable. Or perhaps it is just like Men In Black and we are just a tiny speck living in a locker somewhere?

[Corbi]

Think about the whole adam and eve thing when it came to them having kids.

Think about the actual mechanics of it and its quite disturbing.

They had two sons.

How did those sons make more offspring? see where this is going? a bit scary to be honest.

Hoping Mom was hot.

[DustinTheHuss]

I’ll never forget “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy”

[mtpockets]

[supramax]

Hoping Mom was hot.

Compared to what?

[supramax]

Takes us to the Big Bang Theory where everything was created from nothing. And we as humans are used to absolutes, where we can measure the depth of an ocean, height of a mountain, distance across land mass & yet the universe is never ending and is not measurable. Or perhaps it is just like Men In Black and we are just a tiny speck living in a locker somewhere?

https://boingboing.net/2015/03/30/th...9FP_IueYgZ724Q

[mtpockets]

If I touch my phone in the right places, someone comes and brings me a pizza.

[mtpockets]

[KenpachiZaraki]

What is C-A-T spelled dog?

[mtpockets]

Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.

[mtpockets]

[Fishman15]

Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.

When you do an online order for take out at Papa Murphy's Take and Bake pizza, they make them up and put them on a huge rack right next to the front door. Since your pizza is paid for you just come in their door and look through the already made pies for yours. When I see my name on one I just grab it and say thank you to the staff on my way out the door. They have a big sign up on the front door for covid rules saying masks required and another one saying no more than 2 customers in the store at one time. They should put up another sign that says "If you want a free pizza, just open the door and grab somebody else's off the rack." If I wasn't such an honest person...

[DustinTheHuss]

LOL! Thanks for the Thanksgiving humor!

[Corbi]

When you do an online order for take out at Papa Murphy's Take and Bake pizza, they make them up and put them on a huge rack right next to the front door. Since your pizza is paid for you just come in their door and look through the already made pies for yours. When I see my name on one I just grab it and say thank you to the staff on my way out the door. They have a big sign up on the front door for covid rules saying masks required and another one saying no more than 2 customers in the store at one time. They should put up another sign that says "If you want a free pizza, just open the door and grab somebody else's off the rack." If I wasn't such an honest person...

Same deal at Mooyah which is a small burger chain which seriously serves some of the best burgers, the phone in orders are put in brown bags with the names on them on a rack and you just go in and grab the one with your name on it & they don't ask for any proof.