Well; i officially have the chinese bat virus
Went and got a rapid test done today because I wanted to be able to spend Thanksgiving tomorrow with my 89 year old grandmother guilt-free.
Looks like I will be sitting here in my apt reading and chilling with doggo instead, feels badman
Oh well; such is 2020 clownlife (ded fkn Srs)
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Thread: its over for me
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11-25-2020, 12:06 PM #1i swear im an alpha
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its over for me
~focus on what you can control crew~
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~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
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11-25-2020, 12:08 PM #2P E R V E R T
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Tours over
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11-25-2020, 12:10 PM #3Registered User
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maybe you will never see it, but let's believe in the good!
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11-25-2020, 12:12 PM #4Registered User
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RIP your hairline
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
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11-25-2020, 12:15 PM #5i swear im an alpha
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Was over before it started for me boyo (ded fkn Srs)Originally Posted by multiplemiggs
Originally Posted by lnvictus
i know, i aint worried about it; just bummed i'm not gonna be able to see my family and grandma
plz stop the spread / wear a mask brah (dfS)Originally Posted by ExPatriot
Originally Posted by bfdehewdbyywhn
1800 graft FUE procedure in less than 4 weeks boyo (ded fkn Srs)~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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11-25-2020, 12:16 PM #6aka cheeseburger walrus
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At least you won't pass the plague onto your grandma
Not in the AM
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11-25-2020, 12:16 PM #7mreatassbtchslapr
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That's a shame brah, are you able to video call them? Would be nice if you threw your kids on camera to say hello.
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
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WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
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11-25-2020, 12:19 PM #8Registered Phaggot
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i'd get tested at least 4 more times to make sure theres a tiebreaker
MN Misc Crew
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11-25-2020, 12:19 PM #9i swear im an alpha
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True, this is the one silver liningOriginally Posted by MustardTiger17
Originally Posted by hoganrulz
Single childless 33 y.o. brah checking in (also a fellow NYM fan here, pumped for Cohen) (ded fkn Srs)~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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11-25-2020, 12:20 PM #10Registered User
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Always Pick 6 Crew
Omicron Crew
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11-25-2020, 12:22 PM #11Savage the body.
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R.i.p
☠️We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well, that death will tremble to take us.☠️
🔥Equality is a lie, I am stronger!🔥
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11-25-2020, 12:25 PM #12Nukem
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So no discernible symptoms? I'm supposed to be seeing a family member with cancer in December. Maybe I should get tested before to be cautious.
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*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
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11-25-2020, 12:26 PM #13i swear im an alpha
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Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
none man; did a pretty legit chest workout + 30 min on the treadmill like 5 hrs ago (ded fkn Srs)~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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11-25-2020, 12:27 PM #14mreatassbtchslapr
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This season when they blew that 7-2 lead against the Yanks FUUUUUAAAAARK so much money tankedOriginally Posted by RealLifeAlpha
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
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11-25-2020, 12:29 PM #15Snap necks, cash checks
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RIP bruh you only have a 99.97% chance to survive
sorry you can't see grandma srsUS Navy Corpsman '09-'19 "Motrin, water, take a knee"
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11-25-2020, 12:34 PM #16Nukem
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I've never been worried about getting this myself. I just don't want to pass it off to someone, particularly vulnerable family members. I haven't seen much family since this all began besides immediate family. It's a gamble seeing my grandma in a long term care home this xmas, so I don't think I'll even take the risk. They might be fully locked down anyways.Originally Posted by RealLifeAlpha
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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11-25-2020, 12:37 PM #17Registered User
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sorry 4 ur lossSomewhere in the bowels of deepest hell, Satan is assessing the potential of this shyte as the permanent soundtrack to an eternity of being hosed down with Bernard Manning's diarrhea.
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11-25-2020, 12:38 PM #18worst poster on the misc
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Don’t kill grandma
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.
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11-25-2020, 12:39 PM #19i swear im an alpha
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Originally Posted by ExPatriot
idk why brah but im LOL'ing thinking about the welder's helmet.......
ppl walking around repping the welder-life
Originally Posted by hoganrulz
The subway series this year were pretty good -- such a chit show
I'm feeling really optimistic about the future (ded fkn Srs)
its ok i'll see her again soon; thx brah <3Originally Posted by Sarevoke75
I'm mostly worried about that .03% chance of croaking
Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
Yeah exactly; that's how I feel. I would feel terrible if somehow I gave it to my grandma and she fkn kicked the bucket or something~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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11-25-2020, 12:49 PM #20snailsrus
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sucks mane. You'll be alright.
My 93 year old grandpa got it two weeks ago in his senior home and is doing fine so far**Dallas Misc Crew**
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11-25-2020, 01:14 PM #21Banned
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You will probably not make it (ded fkn srs)
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11-25-2020, 01:57 PM #22i swear im an alpha
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Originally Posted by LittleLexodus
Thx homie -- glad to hear your grandpa is doing OK. I'm not too worried about it; I'm mostly worried about being bored AF.
Originally Posted by strawbrerry1
I probably will (ded fkn Srs)
Enjoy your Thanksgiving brah
Originally Posted by PimpMasterC
m8.....if I don't make it, it's gonna be on you brah (def fkn Srs)~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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11-25-2020, 01:59 PM #23The Blackpill Prophet
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The commie cough will give you erectile dysfunction..... it's beyond over boyo......
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11-25-2020, 02:04 PM #24Registered User
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Hope you don't end up literally ded fkn srs
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11-25-2020, 02:04 PM #25Nukem
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Keep us posted on how this progresses, if you don't mind. I wonder what happened to Allianc3? He was posting about his symptoms but then he disappeared. Hope he's alright.
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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11-25-2020, 02:10 PM #26i swear im an alpha
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Originally Posted by frutistafreeze
thx m8 (ded fkn Srs) will legit be readmaxxxing and moviemaxxxing like a ******* for a week or so
Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
I will brah; won't have much else to do lol. So far my symptoms include....nothing.
Originally Posted by N0stradamus
If WuFlu wasn't gonna get me it was gonna be the 1mg fin I'm on every other day (ded fkn Srs)~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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11-25-2020, 02:11 PM #27The Blackpill Prophet
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I give her a pass though cause she's kinda cute.....
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11-25-2020, 02:28 PM #28i swear im an alpha
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Final Update for tonight:
Watched Hacksaw Ridge (pretty good flick)
No real symptoms
Took an Emergen-C + a 50mg Zinc tablet
Going to have a salad with steak for dinner and watch TV (ded fkn Srs)
will update symptoms etc. tomorrow~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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11-25-2020, 02:36 PM #29Nukem
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I look forward to posting the same vocaroo clip when you inevitably make another breakfast thread tomorrow morning
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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11-25-2020, 02:47 PM #30Registered User
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Did you watch hillbilly elegy?Originally Posted by RealLifeAlpha
Watched last night, thought it was solid"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt
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