I signed up for an "Open Biome" bank down the street from me where they literally pay me $40 for taking a chit there, every single time (100% srs). I need to pay off some credit cards so ideally I want to be regular enough where I can go once in the evening, once at night, every day. Any tips for this? I ordered a Psyllium husk supplement and I was thinking of buying a bunch of high-fiber cereal in bulk, trying to decide between Kashi go-lean and Fiber One. Also dialing up water consumption. Any other tips? Is upping fiber consumption the only thing to keep in mind?
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05-19-2020, 05:03 PM #1Registered User
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Diet Tips for chitting twice a day?
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05-19-2020, 06:31 PM #2Han shot first!
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I thought I had the answer but it turned out that the food and supplements involved would cost $87/day.
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05-19-2020, 08:40 PM #3
Eat more veggies
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05-19-2020, 08:46 PM #4Deathcon 3
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It’s mostly genetics
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05-19-2020, 09:20 PM #5team ketchup
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05-19-2020, 09:22 PM #6Registered User
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Thanks bros. I’m 100% srs google openbiome
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05-20-2020, 09:35 AM #7Registered User
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I didnt think you were being serious and then i looked it up haha fair play to you. It just goes to show people will buy any crapOriginally Posted by bulldog91
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05-20-2020, 09:44 AM #8Moderator
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lolOriginally Posted by AdamWW
lol, dat muscular GI tractOriginally Posted by Kewbrah
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05-20-2020, 10:47 AM #9Registered User
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I see what you did there!Originally Posted by safcpaul
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Kfc would be a good option, OP.
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05-20-2020, 11:35 AM #10GeNeTiX fOr TeRrOr
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What bank is it?
ShatWest? Or possibly Chitibank?I have a good joke about water retention. But I'm going to hold onto it for now.
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05-20-2020, 11:38 AM #11ChatGPT4.5 Bot
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I take two massive sh!ts a day.
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05-20-2020, 12:23 PM #12Registered User
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If you live in the Boston area they'll pay you $80 for those https://www.openbiome.orgOriginally Posted by keyboardworkout
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05-20-2020, 12:25 PM #13Registered User
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Originally Posted by AdamWW
These. Srs. I've never eaten from either of these restaurants without them being major laxatives.Originally Posted by MosToorani
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05-21-2020, 04:05 PM #14Super Spreader
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Eat taco bell every meal followed by 2 cups of coffee and a hersheys bar. Oh wait you said only 2 times per day?
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05-21-2020, 04:20 PM #15Common sense/moderation.
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A little mineral oil should do it; we pranked a guy at work by putting some (too much) in his soda when he wasn't looking. Poor toilet was punished for hours.
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05-21-2020, 04:35 PM #16Registered User
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Fibrous pre-workout meal + scoop and a half of pre-workout spaced about 2 hours apart = 5 intra-workout sh!ts
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05-21-2020, 04:44 PM #17Common sense/moderation.
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The days of old formula No Xplode.Originally Posted by Xpiro
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