Luo Dong: the old Chinese guy who gives young girls "spiritual" massages in the park

[LeakyQuesadilla]

The Four Prerequisites to pulling off a Luo Dong.

1. Be Old
2. Be Asian
3. Speak broken english with an asian accent.
4. Have a head full of hair so you dont look like some balding creep.

Enjoy!

[drvillain]

Gif'd the part from that video for miscers too lazy to watch. Fuarkin LOL @ dude dude, what a masterful perv....mirin srs



Inb4 this gets me banned haha

lol this dude.. these chicks can't be this stupid.

And as for pervs like this dude, i kind of don't get it. Touching some tits and ass are cool, but it aint that great unless im about to smash.

[TooAnabolic]

Gif'd the part from that video for miscers too lazy to watch. Fuarkin LOL @ dude dude, what a masterful perv....mirin srs

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Inb4 this gets me banned haha

Unreal how he rubs her tits for MINUTES lmao

I wonder if I can get away with doing this scam

[Tweak919]

just fapped to an old asian dude violently massaging some sloots b cups.

I think i've hit rock bottom.

[Ashfrolicious]

That's interesting. Why isn't he massaging overweight, hairy old men? Are they not also human and in need of "spiritual relaxation via massage"?

Lmao

[TooAnabolic]

just fapped to an old asian dude violently massaging some sloots b cups.

I think i've hit rock bottom.

5'11 230

I think I know why.... I know those feels

[nizmo35]

being Asian myself. looks like i know what hobby im going to pick up once retirement hits. ayyyyy lmao

[GiveMeTheD]

because they are brainwashed sluts who think this guy is an expert. He talks to them while "massaging" them to act like he's a professional. rofl dumb slooots

Who is the dumb ones? I certainly wouldn't say no to an ugly sloot giving me a free body massage even if she got off touching my ass

[Ashfrolicious]

I've jizzed myself when massaging one night stand sluzzas and g/fs in the past. That elongated foreplay is amazing.

[BieberFeverBrah]

I've jizzed myself when massaging one night stand sluzzas and g/fs in the past. That elongated foreplay is amazing.

Dat feel when you massage your girl with baby oil, then as the coup de gras you wet hump her ass crack and jizz on her back and she goes "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Fkkn lol at guys who don't absolutely love massaging a woman.

[drvillain]

after watching him take advantage of this nubian queen, i am now outraged. he must be stopped

[BieberFeverBrah]

LMAO wtf? I skipped a bit and 4 minutes later and he's still massaging them. She's getting a kick out of it too lmao

*rubs her teds for 3 minutes*
Donger: How long you had this problem?
Lady: I never knew I had a problem.

That's right dummy, you have a problem with your nipples and the doctor is here to fix them. WTF!

[BieberFeverBrah]

after watching him take advantage of this nubian queen, i am now outraged. he must be stopped

White girls are dumb as fuk and not cynical enough, it's no mystery why they would fall for this. But it defies everything I know about the world that a sista would fall for this chit.

[drvillain]

White girls are dumb as fuk and not cynical enough, it's no mystery why they would fall for this. But it defies everything I know about the world that a sista would fall for this chit.

he must have a "thing" for white girls, he didn't get away with much

[BieberFeverBrah]

he must have a "thing" for white girls, he didn't get away with much

I think he just knew he was on a lot shorter leash lol. She actually had a skeptical look on her face the whole time and he probably picked up on it.

In this video, he spends the first 15 minutes stalking around the park looking for a girl hot enough to massage lmao:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_akYPAJHYas


Towards the end of this video, the cheeky euro brah is like "Ok ok do me now!"
Spoiler alert:























Bro doesn't get a massage.

[Mavex]

I had an old Chinese guy in Queens come up to me and do some chit like that. I was suffering from a terrible headache, and he said he sensed something was off. He did some weird massage on my hands and forearms, people started looking and laughing at me and chit. I was too awkward to leave though.

But when he finally left, I realized my headache was gone and I felt powerful af srs

after watching him take advantage of this nubian queen, i am now outraged. he must be stopped

Fuarkkkkk where's al sharpton when we need him the most

[ib6ub90210]

I think he just knew he was on a lot shorter leash lol. She actually had a skeptical look on her face the whole time and he probably picked up on it.

In this video, he spends the first 15 minutes stalking around the park looking for a girl hot enough to massage lmao:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_akYPAJHYas


Towards the end of this video, the cheeky euro brah is like "Ok ok do me now!"

LOL @ the whiteknight tryin to get him to stop but the girl letting him continue

[BieberFeverBrah]

I had an old Chinese guy in Queens come up to me and do some chit like that. I was suffering from a terrible headache, and he said he sensed something was off. He did some weird massage on my hands and forearms, people started looking and laughing at me and chit. I was too awkward to leave though.

But when he finally left, I realized my headache was gone and I felt powerful af srs

It's a good thing Donger wasn't the guy--he would have passed your azz up and made a b-line for your sister.

In this video, at 4:36 he sucks on the girl's neck, for spiritual reasons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-2hNdD_qYY


Then at the end (33:27) he bends her legs back and simulates fukking her.
Then literally massages her vagina over her pants(35:00).
Then, puts his mouth on her stomach (36:00)

The guy is an animal.

[SystemTrend]

13:50 and on- legitimate tit squeeze
14:42- she has an orgasm
15:48-he thumbs her vag
17:32- he literally starts jacking her off

Pretty sure this lady had a few mini orgasms through out LOL



he's cuckin some dude at the 8:30 mark in this vid LMAO

[therealistwat]

Imagine your gf says yes to this and lets him do this to her in front of you.

I'd dump her and ask him to teach me lmao


Edit: he's at some fukkin hippie conventions. No wonder he's getting away with it. They're all pan sexual and stupid and no ones allowed to judge and chit. Probably see it as being "open minded"

[BieberFeverBrah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeiTCeLNSDg


The girl tries to end the massage 3 different times in this video...but the massage isn't over until DONGER SAYS ITS OVER.

And at the end:
Donger: How old you?
Girl: 21
*few minutes later*
Donger: You in college?
Girl:
























































YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

He's magic bish, that's how he knows.

[BieberFeverBrah]

15:48-he thumbs her vag

How dare you? He merely pressed his thumb against her clitoris for a second. This is a very well-known massage technique.

[NoMass1]

3:00 fukin lmao massaging this chick butt like dough infront of cuck husband.

This guy is legend.

[TwoNecklace]

LMAO long dong for new misc king, this guy is a god

[rocketfish]

he must be stopped

reported to the fbi

[CestLaVida]

he's cuckin some dude at the 8:30 mark in this vid LMAO

@ 15:48 you can see the anger and shame on the dude's face, he knows he just got cucked but he doesn't have the balls to do anything. How can you let some random old man fondle your girl's pussy in front of you and just sit and watch in silence. Cuck of the year award goes to him.

[NoMass1]

5:30

fuarkin dead at chicks vag and ass gettin exposed by wind. Lou had monster fap sessions dat night

[meteoraniac]

Lmao at this dude

Though I must say most of his massage techniques are legit, u get these from Thai or Traditional Chinese masseurs. No idea about the putting his mouth on the chicks stomach though.

[BieberFeverBrah]

he's cuckin some dude at the 8:30 mark in this vid LMAO

Supposing for a second that you did make the initial mistake of allowing some rando dude in the park massage your wife, I feel like you should intervene at the point which the dude starts vigorously jiggling her vagina.

But maybe I'm just overly protective?

This is the face of a man who just watched his wife get a vagina massage:

[forthenoodz]

how does he get away with this?

brb becoming old and asian to make use of my new found TAICHI and massage abilities to rub 20 year old girls all over