Eating girls ass hole, your opinions on this matter?

[stepintoliquid]

Im not close minded, I just know sex with me is satisfying (like having a cig, hits the spot every time), so I dont have to do lots of random scat-fetish/experimental shyt to make-up for the fundamental failure to fulfill a girls sexual needs. Im sorry you are forced into such acts but I can understand why. Im sure you will allow yourself to be fuked in the ass with a 12 inch black dildo just to keep the girl from getting bored

did you ever consider that maybe licking dat ass is something done not necessarily to please the girl, but rather because dudes just fuking love getting in dat ass?

or did you just want to post so you could brag on the internet about how sexually capable you are?

[Kirra]

"Different things" should not involve feces.. And just so you know, its bad to fuk animals and corpses as well (just incase you cant discriminate, seeing as you think licking pooholes, instinctively repellant to a well-balanced person, is normal behaviour).


ANd again, i dont have to be "adventurous" because sex with me is satisfactory.. Im sure you will be learning magic tricks soon in bed, to stop girls wandering away when they tire of humiliating you with their anuses

You're clearly boring as phuck in bed man. Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction ftw eh?

[littlemike23]

im not puttin my tongue in a dookshoot no matter how fine the broad is. your licking where shiit falls on the daily. ill pass

[hittman]

didn't realise women had any other hole?

the a$$hole is my first and last port of call when docking in sex town

all the *******s in here saying omg a$$hole yuck! are prudish kunts

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

ITT: ASS EATERS

ITT: *salutes all around*


Yezzir!

[Leon09]

I have the weirdest boner

[worker1]

If I was going to eat something it wouldn't be some nasty chicks ass it would probably be some ice cream or something.

[hittman]

problem, dumbledore?

[hittman]

ITT: ASS EATERS

ITT: *salutes all around*


Yezzir!

this man knows his sh!t

[bbbee]

i've never understand the fascination some men have with the sphincter...a woman's ass shape, i get...spanking i get...licking the actual *******? penetrating it? donotwant/10. just creeps me out and seems dirty to me. to each their own, though.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

this man knows his sh!t

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

i've never understand the fascination some men have with the sphincter...a woman's ass shape, i get...spanking i get...licking the actual *******? penetrating it? donotwant/10. just creeps me out and seems dirty to me. to each their own, though.

You say that now, but let some dude give you the world's greatest dicking down and he goes to try it....guaranteed you won't tell him no once that feeling of sheer bliss is twirling around that dookie shoot.

[hittman]

i've never understand the fascination some men have with the sphincter...a woman's ass shape, i get...spanking i get...licking the actual *******? penetrating it? donotwant/10. just creeps me out and seems dirty to me. to each their own, though.

have you ever had your butt licked? if not, do not comment

sometimes you just go primal and need to savage the butthole like a diabetic after some insulin

[outfoxxed]

fellaz, listen up
It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.

[bbbee]

You say that now, but let some dude give you the world's greatest dicking down and he goes to try it....guaranteed you won't tell him no once that feeling of sheer bliss is twirling around that dookie shoot.

i've had a guy sexing me attempt and i stopped him. so your guarantee seems to be wrong, sir.

have you ever had your butt licked? if not, do not comment

sometimes you just go primal and need to savage the butthole like a diabetic after some insulin

an ex licked it once, and i freaked out. didn't like it at all, stopped all sexy times, and killed the entire mood for me. srs. feltbadman.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

i've had a guy sexing me attempt and i stopped him. so your guarantee seems to be wrong, sir.

As I said, "the world's greatest dicking down". Once that happens, it'll happen.

Guarantee = still valid

[bbbee]

As I said, "the world's greatest dicking down". Once that happens, it'll happen.

Guarantee = still valid

lol'ing.

[xSlick1x]

If clean willdoman.sure. Only chick I ever did it too was 100/10 and you would have done it too.

Once fingered a chick's ass to loosen for my dick and felt what I'm pretty sure was a turd. Took me a second but I managed to convince myself not to pull it out as much as I wanted to since my finger already hit it. Then she still wanted my dick in there - Pokerface.wtf?

Funny since she didn't **** for another 3 days. Grossman-mannedup.fyeah

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

If clean willdoman.sure. Only chick I ever did it too was 100/10 and you would have done it too.

Once fingered a chick's ass to loosen for my dick and felt what I'm pretty sure was a turd. Took me a second but I managed to convince myself not to pull it out as much as I wanted to since my finger already hit it. Then she still wanted my dick in there - Pokerface.wtf?

Funny since she didn't **** for another 3 days. Grossman-mannedup.fyeah

[aeons]

You are completely close minded. The very fact you're in this thread trying to put down the fact we eat ass as some kind of sexual disorder proves it. If you were open minded you would accept people enjoy different things and that would be the end of it.

Oh well, enjoy your boring ass sex on birthdays and anniversaries only while your wife is out getting her ass licked by someone a little more adventurous.

This. Wtf lol I don't eat my girlfriends ass because I'm bored. I eat it because I ****ing love her ass.

[GetHimABodyBag]

i've never understand the fascination some men have with the sphincter...a woman's ass shape, i get...spanking i get...licking the actual *******? penetrating it? donotwant/10. just creeps me out and seems dirty to me. to each their own, though.

you probably got some body issues brahette

you dont have a penis, do you know how delicious it looks in doggystyle? you don't obviously

it is an erogenous zone....

why did God make it so close to the vagina??? Surely for men to enjoy

it is connected to the clitoral root..hence why some women get off on it, when done right

you do realize that one of the first thoughts a man has when he sees a girl....."would I lick this chicks ass?"...if, yes..that is the highest compliment you can receive

you gotta learn to let go brahette(not your bowels)

[brahsup]

Anyone tried the siphon?

Angus = end of hose
Large intestine = hose
Poop = gasoline

Lmfao!! I laughed so hard at this.

And yeah Ive eaten my girls butthole before.. got great reviews lol.

[dtoxUK]

an ex licked it once, and i freaked out. didn't like it at all, stopped all sexy times, and killed the entire mood for me. srs. feltbadman.

Of course you freaked out, you are a butthole virgin. You prob freaked out the same way you freaked out the first time someone finger banged you, or put their penor in you, or sucked dem tittays nomsayin? You just need to get used to it and let go. Once you realize your anoos is a heavenly blessed crevasse to be worshipped, you'll let him worship dat ass and realize the pleasure you can receive from it. The anoos is almost as sensitive as the clit, and can be stimulated similarly.

good luck with your wet-anoos goals of 2011.

[rotatoo]

Neither is there one for getting blowjobs, but I bet you love em still (that is if you've ever had one, probably not).

wtf, i said literally two sentences previous thats where oral sex comes from, testing your partner for diseases/infidelity. WTF are you completely retarded?


im starting to think you guys arent into scat at all, but are so fukkin stupid you cant tell buttholes from vaginas so make up a cover story

[iamtheawesome]

I lick ass.

I love eating pussy, and figure...while I'm down there...

[rotatoo]

did you ever consider that maybe licking dat ass is something done not necessarily to please the girl, but rather because dudes just fuking love getting in dat ass?

or did you just want to post so you could brag on the internet about how sexually capable you are?

How is saying i like missionary bragging? Im just saying - claiming to be "experimental" just means you are bored of sex, its not really your thing. Do smokers get "experimental" when smoking cigs?


and yes, of course i consider " licking dat ass is something done not necessarily to please the girl, but rather because dudes just fuking love getting in dat ass", i covered that with the scat fetish part

[A1roller]

How is saying i like missionary bragging? Im just saying - claiming to be "experimental" just means you are bored of sex, its not really your thing. Do smokers get "experimental" when smoking cigs?


and yes, of course i consider " licking dat ass is something done not necessarily to please the girl, but rather because dudes just fuking love getting in dat ass", i covered that with the scat fetish part

Address my earlier post. You said that eating ass hole has no evolutionary advantage, does this mean that you do not receive blow jobs? Blow jobs, likewise, do not have any evolutionary advantage.

[dave87]

Does this mean that any guy who licks vag has a pee fetish?

but when it comes to licking pussy, there's no hesitation, despite the fact that urine comes from there.

wut?

[dave87]

thought your wife wouldnt even go down on you and barely willing to have sex??

that's why he has to hold her down and she wiggles arounds.

[I_Live_4_This]

in for more chick responses, i think most of them love it

someone post this shiit in the female misc