My husband asks me this all the time. I just tell him that there isn't such thing as a perfect murder and I'm not aiming to go to jail.Originally Posted by TBO1313
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09-25-2020, 03:00 PM #1771I am a bit of tid
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So you're going the murder/suicide route?Originally Posted by bitty_bish
My husband asks me this all the time. I just tell him that there isn't such thing as a perfect murder and I'm not aiming to go to jail.
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09-25-2020, 03:13 PM #1773I am a bit of tid
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Lol - not a chance. I'm a wuss, can't even imagine doing that. It's bad enough when I get a paper cut. Offing myself isn't something I would consider doing, ever. If anything is ever that bad, I'd consider divorce over all that messy stuff.Originally Posted by Vexidi
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09-25-2020, 03:17 PM #1774( . )( . )
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Originally Posted by bitty_bish
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09-25-2020, 03:34 PM #1775Time to Work
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Happy Friday Geezers. Going to a brewery tonight with wifey and some neighbors. They have tents set up outdoors and we'll have to order some chitty tacos, but at least it's out of the house with adult conversations with other people.
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09-25-2020, 04:10 PM #1776N3rd Op3rator
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It's friday and im tipsy. Love you guys. Literally, just the dudes.
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09-25-2020, 04:10 PM #1777Proud Dad
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shortly after you serve the divorce papersOriginally Posted by TXBuddy
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09-25-2020, 09:25 PM #1778Throbbing Member
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I'm at a Great Lake in a city that shares the same name. Thought I've seen everything but it's like a city full of rednecks. Looking for properties here as we speak.
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09-26-2020, 09:13 AM #1779Ribbed for her pleasure.
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09-27-2020, 05:29 AM #1780N3rd Op3rator
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Somebody's mom is gonna love those garth.
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09-27-2020, 06:34 PM #1781Ribbed for her pleasure.
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You're right! Only 2 left in stock! Gotta do more this week to keep up with demand.Originally Posted by twovalvekid
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09-28-2020, 12:25 PM #1782Never Registered
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My mom just took my son 4 hours away and is keeping him for the week. Not sure what I'm gonna do with the free time.
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09-28-2020, 12:32 PM #1783Registered User
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1st things 1stOriginally Posted by TBO1313
Fap...US Army 1998-2020
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09-28-2020, 12:40 PM #1784( . )( . )
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beat yo dick like it owes you moneyOriginally Posted by TBO1313
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09-28-2020, 01:38 PM #1785Never Registered
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Originally Posted by Vexidi
Welp... I guess that settles it. What do I do during the refractory periods though?Originally Posted by TXBuddy
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09-28-2020, 01:54 PM #1786Registered User
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Deliberately plan your next session.Originally Posted by TBO1313
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09-28-2020, 02:48 PM #1787( . )( . )
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This. Take the time to hydrate and map out the route of deviancy you'll be taking.Originally Posted by TXBuddy
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09-28-2020, 03:16 PM #1788Registered User
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TBO1313 just keep track of time.
Having the boy walk in, holding grandmas hand, seeing you passed out in a living room full of pizza boxes, bud light cans, and crumpled up fapkins.
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Another vote for roughing up the suspect.Originally Posted by TBO1313
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09-29-2020, 06:22 AM #1790Registered User
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Tomorrow is my last day in the military :/
28 total years.
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09-29-2020, 06:27 AM #1791Proud Dad
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sweet, does retirement pay start on Wednesday?Originally Posted by TXBuddy
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09-29-2020, 06:56 AM #1792Never Registered
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So last night I found out that my brother has one of his can't get right friends living in a tent in his backyard. The guy has a wife and 4 kids who live 4 hours away from my brother so I have no fukkn idea why he's in the backyard in a tent. My brother and his wife have a 3 bedroom house and no else lives there so I'm not sure why he isn't living in the house other than my sister in law is tired of putting up my bros destitute friends. Anyway... that got me to looking up articles on homelessness and apparently calling people homeless is not pc anymore. They gave a list of names that are preferred which I will share with you guys now
outdoors dweller (kinda funny but descriptive)
outdoors (this a place not a person)
living on the street (acceptable)
neighbor (got damn better not be)
citizen (maybe, maybe not)
resident (ok)
human (ok)
housing-handicapped (LMFAO)
undomiciled (I shot water out my nose when I read this one)
indigeous (the fuk???)
destitute (actually sounds worse than homeless)
forsaken (Sounds like the final boss of homelessness you have to defeat to become domiciled)6'2"
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Yeah, supposed to be automatic, starting Thursday and beyond. Will see how good the govt employees did on my file. NOT holding my breath. I started the other job so that paycheck is already flowing.Originally Posted by 5x10
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09-29-2020, 07:01 AM #1794Throbbing Member
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^^^At least it's not going to get that cold for him soon...
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My brother lives in Moblie county so it doesn't get cold there until January and even then its not cold, cold.Originally Posted by jamalfudge
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09-29-2020, 09:03 AM #1796Proud Dad
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the thought of 2 incomes gets me hardOriginally Posted by TXBuddy
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09-29-2020, 10:45 AM #1797Registered User
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Will be 3 when my VA compensation gets settled. Then the wife going to work makes 4.Originally Posted by 5x10
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09-29-2020, 11:47 AM #1798Time to Work
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cha-ching!!Originally Posted by TXBuddy
About 10 years ago I made a pretty significant investment in my company. Didn't have the cash at the time, so borrowed it. Every dime of income (from that investment) has gone to paying off that debt. Which means, I was paying income tax on significant income that I wasn't seeing.
I just made the last payment in August. Get to finally enjoy the income.You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
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Should have used Trump's accountant. amiriteOriginally Posted by litljay
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If tat would have allowed me to play fewer taxes, I'm all about it.Originally Posted by GarthVader
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