Mashing......everything?!

[raidaru]

Hi there fellas. I came up with an idea, what if I mash in blender all the food I eat? I don't really care about the taste,as long as it reaches my stomach, so any combination would do. The big win would be the time, 6 meals , almost 2h to chew on them, but if mashed, 30 min should do it for all. Do u think it would affect anyhow the digestion?

[desslok]

Hi there fellas. I came up with an idea, what if I mash in blender all the food I eat? I don't really care about the taste,as long as it reaches my stomach, so any combination would do. The big win would be the time, 6 meals , almost 2h to chew on them, but if mashed, 30 min should do it for all. Do u think it would affect anyhow the digestion?

Sure. You could probably even skip the workouts as mashing things like steak is a workout in itself. You could also just cut out the unnecessary meals and cut your chewing time in half

[themonstertruck]

Yeah sure it`ll also save you more time since you won`t have to poop that much.

[AdamWW]

Sure. In the meantime might as well give up sex and just fap from now on cuz hey who needs that ?

[raidaru]

Looks like u guys turned this discussion into a stupidity contest, keep it up, I'll chose a winner eventually. Totally off topic!

[snailsrus]

Might as well just live off soylent at that point

Here you go op no blending even involved
https://soylent.com/collections/best...eamy-chocolate

[JaymzJ]

A food mashing blender is called a food processor btw.

[Mrpb]

Hi there fellas. I came up with an idea, what if I mash in blender all the food I eat? I don't really care about the taste,as long as it reaches my stomach, so any combination would do. The big win would be the time, 6 meals , almost 2h to chew on them, but if mashed, 30 min should do it for all. Do u think it would affect anyhow the digestion?

I'd suggest looking up the posts from smokinal. He does that for several meals. Saves him a lot of time and it's working for him. He posted a YouTube video as well. I remember he's blending chicken breast with whey.

[SuffolkPunch]

It doesn't change the nutritional content (although expose to air does destroy some vitamins) but I have a feeling it would change satiety - if you spend time chewing rather than just slugging it down. This might be a factor if you are trying to run a calorie deficit. If you are having trouble getting enough calories however, it could be an advantage.

[EliKoehn]

In all seriousness OP, do you actually not enjoy eating at all?

I mean, you can get a significant portion of your concentrated protein in a shake and then maybe eat a chicken breast for another meal without having to sit down and fully dine, then you can savor something you truly like later on. I understand the inconvenience of fully preparing several meals a day, but surely eating itself is not a complete inconvenience?

[AdamWW]

Looks like u guys turned this discussion into a stupidity contest, keep it up, I'll chose a winner eventually. Totally off topic!

Don't ask stupid questions then

[Tommy W.]

Blending food or mashing is a form of processing. Food has higher net calories when processed than if it is in a raw state and eaten whole. Peanuts have a lower net calorie amount than peanut butter made from the same amount of peanuts for example. Plus cooking food and making it softer also affects net calories. Softer and the body doesn't have to expend as much energy on digestion

[raidaru]

In all seriousness OP, do you actually not enjoy eating at all?
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No, I really don't care bout tasting the food, eating was always such a drag and waste of time for me.

Blending food or mashing is a form of processing. Food has higher net calories when processed than if it is in a raw state and eaten whole. Peanuts have a lower net calorie amount than peanut butter made from the same amount of peanuts for example. Plus cooking food and making it softer also affects net calories. Softer and the body doesn't have to expend as much energy on digestion

Well food will be cooked as normal, just after cooking wanna throw it in the blender , add a lil water and drink it up, problem solved, lots of time saved.

[Tommy W.]

No, I really don't care bout tasting the food, eating was always such a drag and waste of time for me.


Well food will be cooked as normal, just after cooking wanna throw it in the blender , add a lil water and drink it up, problem solved, lots of time saved.

yuck!

[smokinal]

I've been doing this for years OP. I must warn you, once you see the convenience of this, you will never go back to eating like a mortal. lol

Srs though, it's unbelievably convenient and makes it so so easy to change your macros with slight adjustments.

And yes folks, I still enjoy eating food but when you're busy and don't have time to eat/chew, but still want good, accurate, clean whole food,, nothing beats this.

[AdamWW]

I've been doing this for years OP. I must warn you, once you see the convenience of this, you will never go back to eating like a mortal. lol

Srs though, it's unbelievably convenient and makes it so so easy to change your macros with slight adjustments.

And yes folks, I still enjoy eating food but when you're busy and don't have time to eat/chew, but still want good, accurate, clean whole food,, nothing beats this.

Even my meals that are 1000 calories, I can eat them in 10min if I had to... most people have at least 10minutes to eat 3-4 times a day..

I cannot imagine a savory milkshake... the concept makes me gag

[air2fakie]

I've been doing this for years OP. I must warn you, once you see the convenience of this, you will never go back to eating like a mortal. lol

Srs though, it's unbelievably convenient and makes it so so easy to change your macros with slight adjustments.

And yes folks, I still enjoy eating food but when you're busy and don't have time to eat/chew, but still want good, accurate, clean whole food,, nothing beats this.

Skipped to the end where I was expecting you to chug one of those bad boys. Leaving disappointed.

[Tommy W.]

I've been doing this for years OP. I must warn you, once you see the convenience of this, you will never go back to eating like a mortal. lol

Srs though, it's unbelievably convenient and makes it so so easy to change your macros with slight adjustments.

And yes folks, I still enjoy eating food but when you're busy and don't have time to eat/chew, but still want good, accurate, clean whole food,, nothing beats this.

Kinda like masturbation. Quick and easy but not as good as the real thing.

[smokinal]

skipped to the end where i was expecting you to chug one of those bad boys. Leaving disappointed.

kinda like masturbation. Quick and easy but not as good as the real thing.

lmao!!

[paulinkansas]

OP, try the "Dog Food Diet." I gained about 15 pounds of lean body mass on it in 4-5 months, but ended up in the hospitals ICU.

What's the "Dog Food Diet"? You just fill your pockets with a quality dry dog food like Pedigree or Eukanuba and munch on it throughout the day. The dog food has a proper mix of protein, fat and complex carbs to put on muscular weight with a minimal amount of fat. It's nutritionally complete.

Now you are probably thinking there are some toxins or vitamin deficiencies in the dog food which made me end up in the ICU. That is far from true. Like I mentioned earlier. it's nutritionally complete. I got hit by a car when I was sitting in the street licking my balls.

[Tommy W.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HKTx5WFcs0

[snailsrus]

No, I really don't care bout tasting the food, eating was always such a drag and waste of time for me.


Well food will be cooked as normal, just after cooking wanna throw it in the blender , add a lil water and drink it up, problem solved, lots of time saved.

so you cook your food, Cut it up to fit in the blender, blend it, pore it and then have to clean the blender? If you skipped using the blender you would have time to eat.... just saying

[desslok]

If you are so busy you don’t have time to chew, you really need to step back and re-evaluate your life and priorities. Time to take some stuff off of your plate.

[raidaru]

If you are so busy you don’t have time to chew, you really need to step back and re-evaluate your life and priorities. Time to take some stuff off of your plate.

well most of the food I eat, I don't like, so I'd rather drink it quick than "enjoy" the bad taste. I also have no time for cooking fancy foods with all kind of seasoning.

[AdamWW]

well most of the food I eat, I don't like, so I'd rather drink it quick than "enjoy" the bad taste. I also have no time for cooking fancy foods with all kind of seasoning.

At this point I think you’re just trolling

[desslok]

At this point I think you’re just trolling

Or Scooby told him to spit it out if tastes good...

[AdamWW]

Or Scooby told him to spit it out if tastes good...

**screams into pillow**

[desslok]

**screams into pillow**

In the lab where i used to work i had some friends that did the mash.
It caught on in a flash.