I'm seriously considering just sitting down to pee from now on at my house

[ScottTil]

It's just too dirty to stand. I get pee particles all over the shower curtain to the right or the tp hanging to the left.
I feel like I won't have to clean the bathroom as often if I implement this.

[Mr Beer]

feels good man

[infinityplus1]

Sit down to piss at home crew

[Nicklol]

lol
i mean, i guess

[2am]

Stand up to chit crew

[F.A.P.]

If I sat down to piss my next step would be to register on Grinder and find a boyfriend.

[Masterbetaaa]

Go for it bro. It's like a box squat re enforcing good squat form. No homo

[batmanman]

People underestimate the shower of pee splash that goes everywhere

Go find like a dusty garage floor and turn an overhead light on, then pee in the floor drain, you will see your pee splashes like 4 feet away

[Uhyeahokay]

Nah it's more pleasurable peeing standing up.

[MuslimBrahSwag]

OP wants to pee sitting down so pee can splash on his angus

[ScottTil]

OP wants to pee sitting down so pee can splash on his angus

actually a muslim I know introduced me to this technique. I was under the impression that all muslims do this as it's more hygenic

[BR0WTF]

lol if you dont go piss in the backyard/out the window

[exxtracool]

That just seems like a waSte of time.

[goingcia]

Blows my mind that some people pee standing up in their own homes. Their bathrooms must be disgusting with pee stains everywhere.

[elterrible987]

People underestimate the shower of pee splash that goes everywhere

Go find like a dusty garage floor and turn an overhead light on, then pee in the floor drain, you will see your pee splashes like 4 feet away

my last garage didnt have a drain, but it did have massive cracks at the end where spiders would hang out. I would dump a bucket of water in there and they would come crawling out. I peed in the crack before.

[nothingshocking]

If I sat down to piss my next step would be to register on Grinder and find a boyfriend.

so you've been sitting down to piss for about 5 years then?

[jimmybobjim]

Peeing in the sink is a game changer. Feels weird at first but it's equivalent to peeing in the woods/outdoors (another GOAT feeling) now.

[A4min]

Sit down to piss at home crew

This.

[CellyTech]

I actually read before that it was bad for you as your bladder doesn't empty properly, yet everything I've just googled now says the opposite, or maybe I read it wrong before. Fuk knows m7s.

[Duckliver]

Blows my mind that some people pee standing up in their own homes. Their bathrooms must be disgusting with pee stains everywhere.

Blows my mind that people don’t have house cleaners or regularly clean their bathrooms.