I fukking hate thieving *******s

[Train57]

I was at the gym today and due to 45 min sessions u gotta maximize the efficiency of ur workout. so I place my stuff at machines im going to use to reserve them for when i get to them. I had my bottle on a bench and airpods next to the cable machine (had them out so if a hbb asks me to spot her i can snap right to it) and gym bag at the leg press and towel at the squat rack. I noticed my gym crush was leaving and she would always fill up her bottle so i started camping out at the fountain and right she walk out i started drinking from the fountain. I took extra long so she can look at me and mire my physique and when i was done i made sure to make eye contact and smile but she was on her phone. Then when i got back and saw my airpods were gone. I asked the gym staff if anyone turned them in and they said no.

cliffs

reserving equipment with my stuff
working out
takes a sip at fountain
return and see my stuff stolen

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

I know that feel, I left a £20 on the bench to reserve it and when I got to using it some guy was already using it and my £20 was gone

[Avalanche3319]

You're gym limits you to 45 minutes?

[SteveSanders]

I agree and some barbaric punishments need to come back for theft. People are all to comfortable stealing these days.

[300Lane1]

Who the fuk "reserves" 3 pieces of equipment?

[paulinkansas]

I caught a lady in the process of stealing an HDTV from a rental property with a motion activated security camera. Police were there in 30 seconds. She spent about 16 months behind bars, then the state took her children away. She spent 52 weeks taking a drug screen each week in order to get her kids back. The author of this post did the drug screens. She had to pay for the drug screens out of her own pocket. I get paid from some of that cash flow.

[kcadrenalin]

Just LOL @ setting your personal items on equipment to reserve it. I throw that **** on the floor if there isn't anyone there.

[badbl00d]

Good. I hope he enjoys you're chit.

[_zman]

Jokes on them, airpods sound like chit.

[zarathu5tra]

Stopped reading at 'gym crush'

[BrotienShake]

This has to be trolling I don't think anyone is dumb enough to do that

[GaryRidgway]

This has to be trolling I don't think anyone is dumb enough to do that

Obvious troll. Op looks like he's never even seen the inside of a gym.

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

I feel bad for you bros at chit gyms like that. At my gym you can forget chit for a week and it's still there when you go back, or someone turned it in. There are a pair of Rogue wrist wraps that have been sitting on the incline bench for 5 days now,

[GM54]

when i come across complete scumbags like OP, i will literally stop what i am doing to go take their machine.

[IronFeta]

Thanks for the free airpods brah.

And fuk you for reserving everything but the damn smith machine, *******

[Brozef]

Just LOL @ setting your personal items on equipment to reserve it. I throw that **** on the floor if there isn't anyone there.

Yup

Fuk you op

[PTzFree]

Good god I hope this is a roll bread.
If I were at your gym and figured out it was a single person eating up three pieces of equipment, I'd still all your sh*t and throw it in the trash on principle - srs.

[Train57]

I know that feel, I left a £20 on the bench to reserve it and when I got to using it some guy was already using it and my £20 was gone

damn brah should of used ur credit card

You're gym limits you to 45 minutes?

stupid scamdemic rules to limit amount of gains

I agree and some barbaric punishments need to come back for theft. People are all to comfortable stealing these days.

we gotta chop their hands off like in middle east

Who the fuk "reserves" 3 pieces of equipment?

someone trying to get some gains

Just LOL @ setting your personal items on equipment to reserve it. I throw that **** on the floor if there isn't anyone there.

Obvious troll. Op looks like he's never even seen the inside of a gym.

when i come across complete scumbags like OP, i will literally stop what i am doing to go take their machine.

Yup

Fuk you op

Good god I hope this is a roll bread.
If I were at your gym and figured out it was a single person eating up three pieces of equipment, I'd still all your sh*t and throw it in the trash on principle - srs.

lol you *******s look like you only bench 135

Thanks for the free airpods brah.

And fuk you for reserving everything but the damn smith machine, *******

i shoved them up my ass incase *******s like u stole them enjoy having pink ear *******

I feel bad for you bros at chit gyms like that. At my gym you can forget chit for a week and it's still there when you go back, or someone turned it in. There are a pair of Rogue wrist wraps that have been sitting on the incline bench for 5 days now,

used to go to a powerlifting gym and everybody was nice and courteous at a commercial and its every man for himself

[Nicklol]

the only thing I leave by it self is my water bottle.
I always bring my wallet, phone and keys with me wherever I go. even just to the water fountain

and if I shower at the gym, I also bring it with me and hang on the hook in a bag.

[ErnieMccracken]

I hate thieves, BUT I will steal from Trumpcels because they honestly deserve it. Plus you know they won't ever do chit even if they catch you lolol.

[Soonerjohn]

I dropped a $100 bill in a front parking spot at walmart to reserve it while I went to get my truck.

When I came back an old beatup mustang was in the spot and my $100 was gone.

Was super pissed.

[PTzFree]

lol you *******s look like you only bench 135

Uh, add another couple 10's on there, cupcake














































155.

[Redfish225]

Who the fuk "reserves" 3 pieces of equipment?

This^^^

Tip: Your stuff isn’t stolen op, it’s in the trash can. Srs.

[potbellymadar]

the only thing I leave by it self is my water bottle.
I always bring my wallet, phone and keys with me wherever I go. even just to the water fountain

and if I shower at the gym, I also bring it with me and hang on the hook in a bag.

Wait until some on drops a hit of blotter or micro dot

[frutistafreeze]

I always ask someone to hold my wallet, phone and social security card while I squat and thankfully never had any issues with it

[dizzin9]

That’s what you get for joining Planet Fitness

[MetroBrah]

This is why I never let my guard down srs

My best boyo puts his car keys and jacket in an open locker with no lock. Hasn't been stolen yet, but I'm just sitting there thinking...it's only a matter of time.

If I bring chit to the gym, ill either walk the gym bag around with me and it never leaves my side, or I use a MasterLock brand lock with the key tied around my neck (there is also a small pocket knife on the lanyard srs)

[ramimotemem]

You deserve that chit for trying to bring society rules into the jungle. What kind of ******* even reserves equipment, first come first serve.

*******.

This is why I never let my guard down srs

My best boyo puts his car keys and jacket in an open locker with no lock. Hasn't been stolen yet, but I'm just sitting there thinking...it's only a matter of time.

If I bring chit to the gym, ill either walk the gym bag around with me and it never leaves my side, or I use a MasterLock brand lock with the key tied around my neck (there is also a small pocket knife on the lanyard srs)

For a locker room, I prefer a combination lock. No one is bringing bolt cutters in the middle of the day to rob some lockers, but an experienced lock picker can open a key lock in a matter of seconds, with no one noticing.

Obviously the odds that an experienced thief picks your lock in a gym are incredibly low, but still.

[wasp9166]

Agreed

Thieves and liars

Wana kill

[ALEXH-]

I place my stuff at machines im going to use to reserve them for when i get to them.

Really? And you wonder why someone took your machine. C'mon man