Shoutout to the no kids crew

[ErnieMccracken]

brb but but muh legacy
brb not narcissistic enough to think the world needs more of me
brb won't be around to see the planet dying
brb no neckbeard sons playing vidya for 18 hours/day or sloot daughters taking 18 dinks/day
brb no cucking into poverty by sloot ex-wife, no child support ever
brb future looking dystopian as fukk, don't worry about Jeff Bezos buying the govenment and reinstating slavery
brb child is disabled or sick, life is now over
brb can die alone in peace

Cliffs:

https://i.imgur.com/poHEP8T.mp4

[pantiespending]

What is this some homo support chit?

[ErnieMccracken]

What is this some homo support chit?

I'll put a baby in you, *******.

[scudda]

100% agree OP. Inb4 miscers with the same cope quote: My kid is the best thing that ever happened to me

[ErnieMccracken]

100% agree OP. Inb4 miscers with the same cope quote: My kid is the best thing that ever happened to me

"My kids are my world!" - every single mother sloot on tinder

[Nestle]

Screw having kids, bruh. Not worth it. People with kids tell me all the time don’t do it. They’re preaching to the choir

[Voluspa]

"My kids are my world!" - every single mother sloot on tinder

"My kids will always come first. If you cant handle that dont bother!"

lmao wasnt going to anyway thx

[ErnieMccracken]

Screw having kids, bruh. Not worth it. People with kids tell me all the time don’t do it. They’re preaching to the choir

The majority of people I know, both parents have to work a million hours to pay for their crotch fruit, or are divorced part time parents, have chitty brat kids, are stuck with fat ugly disinterested wives, or are otherwise miserable. I can count on one hand the number of families I know with happy marriages and well adjusted kids (as far as I can tell).

[Nestle]

The majority of people I know, both parents have to work a million hours to pay for their crotch fruit, or are divorced part time parents, have chitty brat kids, are stuck with fat ugly disinterested wives, or are otherwise miserable. I can count on one hand the number of families I know with happy marriages and well adjusted kids (as far as I can tell).

I’m glad you said, “as far as I can tell.” Cause 9/10 they’re unhappy as hell and still together for the kids. Kids will keep you in a situation you’ve been over for years.

[Silencespeaks]

In

But I do understand why other people want kids. Nothing wrong with having kids if you want them.

Just don’t want them for myself but I do believe most people are genuinely happy with their kids (not all but most).

[Silencespeaks]

"My kids will always come first. If you cant handle that dont bother!"

lmao wasnt going to anyway thx

Guys put that on their dating profiles too (O35). I mean I understand their kids do and should come first but no need to state that explicitly. Seems kind of aggressive/defensive to say that upfront.

[ErnieMccracken]

Just don’t want them for myself but I do believe most people are genuinely happy with their kids (not all but most).

Obviously most parents care a lot about their kids, but I think many secretly regret having them. Way more often than most people realize.

[ErnieMccracken]

Ouch. Even moms are getting tired of kids in current year.

https://www.macleans.ca/regretful-mothers/

In The Myth of Mothering Joy, Fischer, mother of a young daughter, paints an unsparing picture: “The reality of motherhood is incontinence, boredom, weight gain, saggy breasts, depression, the end of romance, lack of sleep, dumbing down, career downturn, loss of sex drive, poverty, exhaustion and lack of fulfillment.”

You about this life?

[byzantine75]

Im 44 and have dodged the sprog bullet to the point I prolly couldn't have them even if I wanted to ...Feels good men

[FrankCostanza]

Lol no kids 1.5mm investments .55mm house paid for at 25.

[bassline8]

tfw you eat up so much anti-natalist propaganda you voluntarily remove yourself from the gene pool

[ErnieMccracken]

Lol no kids 1.5mm investments .55mm house paid for at 25.

Thanks, Testi.

[ErnieMccracken]

tfw you eat up so much anti-natalist propaganda you voluntarily remove yourself from the gene pool

The gene pool is a cesspool already. Maybe 1% of the population's best genetics should procreate for the betterment of the species. Go to any walmart and look at all the women in sweatpants half heatedly trying to wrangle 9 dirty toddlers only wearing diapers before spouting the benefits of jerking off into the gene pool.

[DSTEE]

I never wanted them or thought about them (wasn't something I was in control over so didnt give a fuk), but gf wants them so I'll go along eventually. People seem to always get attached to certain things (whether its pets, products, hobbies or something else), and at an older age kids usually seem less cringy than a lot of the other things

[Voluspa]

Guys put that on their dating profiles too (O35). I mean I understand their kids do and should come first but no need to state that explicitly. Seems kind of aggressive/defensive to say that upfront.

Well I cant say Ive looked at the dating profiles of over 35yo men, but Id imagine they are just mimicking what theyve seen on the female profiles to have some chance of a look in. Given even then women still hold all the cards

[ErnieMccracken]

I never wanted them or thought about them (wasn't something I was in control over so didnt give a fuk), but gf wants them so I'll go along eventually.

That seems to be the attitude of most brahs.

[bassline8]

The gene pool is a cesspool already. Maybe 1% of the population's best genetics should procreate for the betterment of the species. Go to any walmart and look at all the women in sweatpants half heatedly trying to wrangle 9 dirty toddlers only wearing diapers before spouting the benefits of jerking off into the gene pool.

Meanwhile the average 70 IQ women in Sub-saharan Africa is having her 5th child. I'm sure 50% of the worlds population being literal retards will be awesome.

[Polaris]

Meanwhile the average 70 IQ women in Sub-saharan Africa is having her 5th child. I'm sure 50% of the worlds population being literal retards will be awesome.

Yeah, that's sad (the Idiocracy) - but its not a good enough reason for people who don't want kids to have them. 1. Very likely end up being shytty parents since they didn't want the kids in the first place.

2. Those kids will be subjected to the increased population of said retards.

[Silencespeaks]

Obviously most parents care a lot about their kids, but I think many secretly regret having them. Way more often than most people realize.

Yeah I wonder about that sometimes. Like you said in another thread it’s a taboo. So they can’t admit it.

I do believe most moms genuinely love their kids though. And many are overly attached even, like in love with their kids where the kid can do no wrong in their eyes. Those moms are really annoying to be around because they won’t discipline their kids.

[Cass40]

Nature makes mothers fall deeply in love with their babies. Babies are very needy and who'd put up with that if you wouldn't be in love with that selfish psycho.

It's funny, though. I had this friend, or all the friends actually that I know, whose situation is not ideal and they "regret" having kids. They are so loving towards their kids, though. Like this one girl, I observe her, and when her kid bumbed into something, she immediately hugged him..I mean before he cried or anything. I was thinking I wouldn't even notice anything before they'd be screaming bloody murder.

I asked her about that. I said "you say, you don't want kids but you're so caring", and she said "well I don't want to fuk him up". But a lot of times she says things like "I got him at least" or just in general she seems to be so happy to have him. It's like what's she's telling me and how she's acting are contradictory.

[Mumra]

my favorite thing to ask the guys at work on Friday that have kids is, "guess what I'm doing this weekend?" because at this point when I do ask they just say, "yes we know. you're doing whatever you want because you don't have kids.". occasionally I throw in my vacation plans or something similar. LOL!

[Xplicit_Mindz]

I'm sure 50% of the worlds population being literal retards will be awesome.

[BigNik78]

Cool Uncle crew.

[Godfrd824]

I see having kids as playing a super long RPG, wherein if you play the game correctly, your kids become successful and well adjusted. That said, I can't wait to have kids.

If you don't want to have kids, you shouldn't have kids, no reason to have a child suffer through life unwanted.

Lastly, everyone has off days, people will regret anything once in a while, but at the end of the day, most people who have had kids wouldn't want to go back in time and not have those kids.

[darkninja67]

No kids, no marriage guy here.

If you really want to lose your freedom in life go ahead and have those 2 things in your life.


INB4 that one guy that hates my opinion on these subjects.