So Ron Jeremy walks into a bar. Bartender goes, "So why the long dick?".
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Asexuality is a relatively common feature of people on the autistic spectrum - and although it's never explicitly stated, Sheldon blatantly has Asperger's. He is also a genius, and could also feel that cerebral matters are more important. Isaac Newton was asexual, and rumour has it Nikolai Tesla died a virgin.
Sheldon hates intimacy. Four years and all he's done with Amy is kiss her, and he only does that to shut her up.
I have to admit she has a cracking body.**** Atheist Alliance ****
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07-30-2015, 08:32 AM #3010
Wow, maybe I should convert to asexuality, if it might make me smarter? Yunno, like when someone tells a blonde that being blonde makes them more prone to skin cancer, so they dye their hair to a darker color to avoid cancer. Smart.
Amy makes boderline gay comments here and there toward Penny. And starred at her in her bra and panties a little too long when she walked in on her in them.
The show is so damn comical too. Just saw the one where Raj dates a deaf gold digger.BLM (Brock Lesnar Matters)
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Just got back from Hobby Lobby. Friend of mine lost their dog so I'm making a shadow box tribute to the dog, I took care of for 9 years. I like to do things like this for others, I do a lot of good goes unnoticed IRL, but the Bible or the Koran said keep your good deeds between yourself and God, and these things have a way of repaying you, as in good karma. But I don't really live my life by other....BLM (Brock Lesnar Matters)
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07-31-2015, 05:49 PM #3016
I still remember when Hound told me his Ban will be up.
Skipping UFC tomorrow, but will go outdoors and play with the old gun. If you know what I mean.
There's a new sitcom coming up with Joh Stamos and the fatter guy from Drake & Josh, I think it's called "Grandfather"? Watching more TV lately: Modern Family, Anger Managment, Clipped and my favorite TBBT.BLM (Brock Lesnar Matters)
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