Matches have pretty much died ²

[sloppyjoe1]

Recently joined Tinder and I was messaging this one girl a bit. Really pretty, but young(21). She gave me her number and we texted here and there. One night I was being super cheeky with her over texting and ended up calling her, she picked up and hung up shortly after and texted me saying she was facetiming with her friends. So I said alright good night. A few minutes later she calls me and we end up talking for like two hours. The next night I text her and say hey just seeing how your day was bla bla bla...then she hits me with a "who's this"? I was like really...then she was like I'll text you after work and she never did. I kinda got turned off to that text so I'm just gonna drop a gear and disappear.

[AgRyan]

Recently joined Tinder and I was messaging this one girl a bit. Really pretty, but young(21). She gave me her number and we texted here and there. One night I was being super cheeky with her over texting and ended up calling her, she picked up and hung up shortly after and texted me saying she was facetiming with her friends. So I said alright good night. A few minutes later she calls me and we end up talking for like two hours. The next night I text her and say hey just seeing how your day was bla bla bla...then she hits me with a "who's this"? I was like really...then she was like I'll text you after work and she never did. I kinda got turned off to that text so I'm just gonna drop a gear and disappear.

You entertained her for a night and she didn't save your number. Chit happens.

[MediocreGains]

Recently joined Tinder and I was messaging this one girl a bit. Really pretty, but young(21). She gave me her number and we texted here and there. One night I was being super cheeky with her over texting and ended up calling her, she picked up and hung up shortly after and texted me saying she was facetiming with her friends. So I said alright good night. A few minutes later she calls me and we end up talking for like two hours. The next night I text her and say hey just seeing how your day was bla bla bla...then she hits me with a "who's this"? I was like really...then she was like I'll text you after work and she never did. I kinda got turned off to that text so I'm just gonna drop a gear and disappear.

Better not to have expectations of someone you've never even met. Think about it this way - you know her about as well as you know any of us. And a pretty, young girl on Tinder is going to have a ton of other guys talking to her. Texting/phone calls don't amount to much until you've actually met, which is why I didn't like spending much time on either.

[spadelexus]

Tongue in cheek

Jake's on you. I wouldn't spend more than $500 on an engagement ring but I also know a guy who knows a guy that cuts diamonds.

Edit: So I need an assistant for a few admin type jobs I have piling up. Make a new tinder account yesterday bc I've had girls from there clean my house before. Profile says:

"I'm looking for an assistant for admin/office work (part time)

Or a wife (full time)."

Screening every girl opening with "please read my profile if you haven't yet and lmk which position you are interested in"

Girl opens to me last night saying she's interested in the assistant position.

[FemaleWarriorxo]

Does no one here ever read what I write? I've never been into money and status. I loved my ring. It was simple and pretty. Sometimes less is more.

Nah, I already knew you were into simple rings. Personally wouldn’t want a diamond for an engagement ring. Give me + my partners birthstone on a ring and it’ll be heaven to me.

[rikugunchusa]

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something about this just makes me lol. ah, to be a chad.

[brightbrah]

[spadelexus]

confirmed real? Being given a whatsapp number from a blonde American girl is a huge red flag lol

Not a natural blonde or a native. She's real. Have had tinder for a day and got two super likes and one dm on IG "I saw your tinder profile and decided to take a shot" she said. Don't want to deal with this chit rn tbh it's a distraction.

Feel like Op. (Hinge) Matches have pretty much died.

[Legz422]

Nah, I already knew you were into simple rings. Personally wouldn’t want a diamond for an engagement ring. Give me + my partners birthstone on a ring and it’ll be heaven to me.

Diamond is my birthstone. lol I actually prefer emeralds but good quality emeralds are even more expensive I think.

[Luc1fer]

confirmed real? Being given a whatsapp number from a blonde American girl is a huge red flag lol

I'd believe it's real, women are slutty and especially on Tinder.

[FemaleWarriorxo]

Diamond is my birthstone. lol I actually prefer emeralds but good quality emeralds are even more expensive I think.

Ditto. My birthstone is actually Emerald. Recently bought a ring with it and I didn’t realize how much they’d cost lol I think higher quality emeralds are more expensive due to the fact they can’t handle rough wear like diamonds. Then again I don’t wear much jewelry. I guess it’s a habit of living/working in Detroit for a long time lmaoo

[Legz422]

Ditto. My birthstone is actually Emerald. Recently bought a ring with it and I didn’t realize how much they’d cost lol I think higher quality emeralds are more expensive due to the fact they can’t handle rough wear like diamonds. Then again I don’t wear much jewelry. I guess it’s a habit of living/working in Detroit for a long time lmaoo

That means your birthday is this month! So happy belated or happy early birthday! Oh dang, did you post a bday thread?

[FemaleWarriorxo]

That means your birthday is this month! So happy belated or happy early birthday! Oh dang, did you post a bday thread?

Haha it is! It’s on the 24th (: it hasn’t happened yet, but thank you <3

I don’t think I ever did a birthday thread before lol

[FemaleWarriorxo]

the thing that led me to think it was a spammer was that he was given a whatsapp number
white american girls don't use whatsapp
however, he confirmed that she wasn't american so I now believe it.

Lol. White, American, and uses WhatsApp here.

[brightbrah]

Lol. White, American, and uses WhatsApp here.

age range?

[FemaleWarriorxo]

age range?

23.

[spadelexus]

So the one woman (out of 30 matches on hinge) who I legit felt there could be a future with, txted me yesterday after going NC on me for a week. We left off last week where I was going to call her to talk, so I called and got VM. Txted her 'got vm. lmk when you are free.' She said tomorrow. Called next day she txted and said she's having dinner. I txted 'call me when you are free". She replied "ok" last Wednesday and weve both been silent until she txted "hey" last night. She asks how I'm doing I go straight for the date close. "Doing great. Ready for our first adventure together?"

She said yes.

Before we both went silent last week we had a nice convo. Similar interests (especially in music, we both had the same favorite song and it's the most random song 99.9% of all the thots I speak to would throw up listening to it. Sam Cooke "change is going to come"). Also both into outdoors/hiking. So last week I said we should meet and go hiking, she agreed.

Caveat is she lives 1.5 hrs away on the train. So after she said she's ready to go on our first adventure, I asked if she's down to take the train out here. She lives deep in the city, I live far out in the suburbs so pitched it as a "retreat" from the city. No reply.

Waited 3 hrs then double messaged her this txt last night at 12am:

In full transparency. I'm on hinge looking for my next wife/mother of my next child(ren). If you come this weekend, I'll have a guest room for you to sleep in, and you'll have your own bathroom. There's a short mountain near me we can hike, we can order Ubereats, I'll cook, etc. I live in a nice clean house in a nice neighborhood and will make sure you are comfortable. My intention will be strictly to get to know you as a friend, then we can both decide on next steps. No games. I'm looking for something real that will last forever.

She txted this morning at 6:30am "good morning. Let's FaceTime today and talk."

Only reason I double messaged was bc my "retreat" pitch may have come across like I just wanted to get in her pants. And I don't.

Thoughts on first night platonic sleepover with potential next wife/baby momma?

[NitrogenWidget]

Jake's on you. I wouldn't spend more than $500 on an engagement ring but I also know a guy who knows a guy that cuts diamonds.

Edit: So I need an assistant for a few admin type jobs I have piling up. Make a new tinder account yesterday bc I've had girls from there clean my house before. Profile says:

"I'm looking for an assistant for admin/office work (part time)

Or a wife (full time)."

Screening every girl opening with "please read my profile if you haven't yet and lmk which position you are interested in"

Girl opens to me last night saying she's interested in the assistant position.

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[Legz422]

Haha it is! It’s on the 24th (: it hasn’t happened yet, but thank you <3

I don’t think I ever did a birthday thread before lol

Do eeeet! It's fun

Thoughts on first night platonic sleepover with potential next wife/baby momma?

Don't see anything wrong with that. Also lol at calling someone you've never even met your next wife/baby momma.

p.s. I also was right about you not being able to stay away from looking for skanks. Talking about you going back on Tinder.

[Mercworx]

Thought you all might appreciate an update.


Having a girl.


Tours officially over.

[Legz422]

Thought you all might appreciate an update.


Having a girl.


Tours officially over.

Awwwww....... sugar and spice and everything nice! She'll be daddy's little girl.

[FemaleWarriorxo]

Thought you all might appreciate an update.


Having a girl.


Tours officially over.

Congrats on the baby! She’ll have you wrapped around her finger soon enough lmao.

[FemaleWarriorxo]

Do eeeet! It's fun



Don't see anything wrong with that. Also lol at calling someone you've never even met your next wife/baby momma.

p.s. I also was right about you not being able to stay away from looking for skanks. Talking about you going back on Tinder.

I might do one (: I kinda like laying low tho lol

[Mercworx]

Congrats on the baby! She’ll have you wrapped around her finger soon enough lmao.

Thanks, I can imagine. A little worried but im sure it will be fine in the end.

Awwwww....... sugar and spice and everything nice! She'll be daddy's little girl.

Lol hopefully.

[FemaleWarriorxo]

Thanks, I can imagine. A little worried but im sure it will be fine in the end.



Lol hopefully.

Why be worried Boyo?

[Luc1fer]

Thought you all might appreciate an update.


Having a girl.


Tours officially over.

Congrats man, there’s a tiny part of me that feels jealous. Whenever I feel a level of jealousy towards someone or a situation, I treat it as a signal to insider pursing the part that invokes it.

Within reason of course, I might be jealous of Brad Pitt but won’t pursue becoming him.

[Legz422]

Thanks, I can imagine. A little worried but im sure it will be fine in the end.


Lol hopefully.

Don't listen to the Misc. You're going to be a good dad. As soon as you see her you're going to fall in love.

[HoustonMiscer]

Thanks, I can imagine. A little worried but im sure it will be fine in the end.



Lol hopefully.

Teach her to roast and troll the fukk out of ******* miscers LOL

[Mercworx]

Don't listen to the Misc. You're going to be a good dad. As soon as you see her you're going to fall in love.

Thank you Legz. I appreciate it.

Congrats man, there’s a tiny part of me that feels jealous. Whenever I feel a level of jealousy towards someone or a situation, I treat it as a signal to insider pursing the part that invokes it.

Within reason of course, I might be jealous of Brad Pitt but won’t pursue becoming him.

I think its healthy to analyze those feelings. I heard a quote I liked recently that I liked.

"Sometimes what you need most is found where you least want to look for it"

I needed responsibility. This will likely end up being a great thing for me. I was doing nothing but fukin around. Spent $700 on cologne one month because I was bored. Silly stuff like that.

Why be worried Boyo?

Different set of concerns for a girl than a boy. Its 11pm and my 6'2 son is still out vs my 5'6 daughter. Worried less about the son. Stuff like that I guess.

Teach her to roast and troll the fukk out of ******* miscers LOL

Lol told the mother just because we are raising a girl doesn't mean we are raising a little sissy.

I want her to have a confident head on her shoulders and see the world as it really is and not just how it "should" be. Shes gonna be able to spot a miscer from a mile away.

[MediocreGains]

Thought you all might appreciate an update.


Having a girl.


Tours officially over.

Congrats. I'm probably the only miscer who'd rather have a daughter than a son. As long as you raise them right, they tend to be better to their parents. That and so many young men these days end up useless.