Critique my Cowboys schedule prediction. No homer

[TTexasTT]

lulz take it slow my angus is not peppered.

soon...

First, You don't have the NFL top Corners...
Second, They can't stop Eli, Hicks and Cruzgod.

lol them boys are gonna get raped
thank im gonna go ahead and rape you too.

[DubstepDealer]

lol @ raped

[Sergioc88]

8-8

[FlashWad3]

Go cowboyz

[yourname2221]

Its funny that I used to root for Dallas growing up and I still have a place for them. But the fact is majority of their fans are usually idiot rednecks who are in the same class as dumb New Yorkers who root for the Yankees.

You sir are delusional if you think your picks are legit. I would love to be in a survival league for a **** ton of cash with picks like those.

[regGQ]

So you have the Cowboys going 5-1 in the division?

[HairyScandinavian]

I hope you're right, bro, I really do. Me thinks some of these games are gonna be a lot harder than you're expecting though. One thing I've learned being a long time Cowboys fan is the team never really seems to perform up to everyone's expectations, definite under achievers. I blame lack of coaching skills, seems like every play they make has to be a touch one whereas I look at a team like the Pats and their guys are standing wide open waiting for the lazy pass to hit them in the numbers.

[anthonysinatra]

lol strong homer

[DA_MOSS]

Congrats! Your the new calikid of Texas..

[gdrinkh2o]

NYG fan checking in.

I think 14-2 in unrealistic and the two losses come at a total of -2pts....just stop. That being said, I could see a split between NYG and Dallas. However as much as it pains me to say it, Eagles are winning the division this year.

[Impurityz]

lol... Eagles sweep the fk out of the cowboys last year with a "down "year"
but apparently when they get better then get swept by the cowboys... lol


strong scores too

[phillyfreak7]

Dallas 14-2? Lmao. They'll be lucky to get 9 wins.

Dallas isn't making the playoffs. Clearly behind the Giants and Eagles in the East.

[HairyScandinavian]

inb4 the Skins rape the whole division. lol

[monsterBEN]

LOL @ 14-2 prediction for a team that in reality will finish 3rd in their own division.

[Ecnewyx]

Thank god OP wasn't a homer can you imagine what kind of ridiculous predictions he would have if he was?

[thegenerel]

2 elite corners.
Injuries arent that serious. Miles Austin and Witten will be set for week 1.
Ogletree? lol Dallas has two top 10 recievers and a top 3 tightend. srs

2 elite corners? Jenkins and a rookie? what am I missing?

edit- Carr


still, none of those guys are elite. Carr is very good, Jenkins is up and down, Claiborne is a rookie.



bottom line, the Cowboys are nowhere close to being 14-2, you sir are being a complete homer.

[lincolnmkv]

OP, you want to put money on this?

[Murph0408]

they have all the talent but they're in a very tough division. i think between them/eagles/giants everybody's going to hover around a .500 record and whoever finishes strongest the last 2-3 weeks will win it

[PLZGO]

i am a cowboys fan and there is no way they finish above 8-8

[Hoop_Dreams]

14-2?

I don't see where the 2 losses are coming from. trollface.zip

Anywhere from 8-8 to 10-6 is more like it though. I have zero faith in the O-line holding up against filthy D-lines.

[pand2190]

Just read the Notre Dame thread and now this?

I feel like I'm on a reality show.

Cowboys maybe 8 wins.

More like 7-9 prob.

[TTexasTT]

So you have the Cowboys going 5-1 in the division?

Easily posible. Its going to be very hard to score on Dallas. Honestly I expect the Giants to give them some close games but, as most are predicting, the Eagles and Skins are going to bring up the rear of the divistion.

lol... Eagles sweep the fk out of the cowboys last year with a "down "year"
but apparently when they get better then get swept by the cowboys... lol
strong scores too

Despite my slight homerism. There is much truth written in the OP and your desperate pleas for the Eagles to be recognized as a top tier team bring massive chuckles via PM at your expense. As much as I like Vick his body is composed of a mix of paper mache and black porelain. Nnamdi turned out to be mediocre at best while Ryans will continue to gimp around the gridiron in much of the same way Ryan Howard does around the bases. Strange that the Phils will have a better year than the Eagles... By strange I mean sad.

Dallas 14-2? Lmao. They'll be lucky to get 9 wins.

Dallas isn't making the playoffs. Clearly behind the Giants and Eagles in the East.

lol @ Eagles. I expect more of a challange from the skins. Giants?? I do expect them to challenge but they just arent as talented as Dallas.

inb4 the Skins rape the whole division. lol

Be funny but I wouldnt be shocked if they swept the Eagles though.

LOL @ 14-2 prediction for a team that in reality will finish 3rd in their own division.

Ben... Dont know why I even quoted you. Nobody takes you serious anyway

they have all the talent but they're in a very tough division. i think between them/eagles/giants everybody's going to hover around a .500 record and whoever finishes strongest the last 2-3 weeks will win it

See where youre coming from but dont see where all the hype for the Eagles is coming from.

[Zuus]

LOL another preseason DALLAS thread

every year, predicted greatness

every year, suck fukn balls

this year will be no different

8-8 if lucky

[phillyfreak7]

You wanna talk about glass? Look at that offense. Witten with a spleen injury, Austin with his annual hamstring, Dez always going full retard, Felix Jones with his annual injury, and Murray hasn't had a healthy football season since he was 10. And their interior offensive line is bad, one of the worst in the league.

How about that defense? Nearly last in the league defending the pass and they have 1 pass rusher, albeit the best in the league. Their front seven is decent and their safety play is still awful. Claiborne is not going to be able to handle very talented WRs like Jackson, Maclin, Cruz, and Nicks... All of them are unlike anything he has ever faced with the support of that incredible LSU defense. Brandon Carr is good, but not 10 million a year good.

Like I said, if all goes to plan, Dallas is probably a 9-7 team, 10-6 at the absolute best if they stay healthy and everything breaks their way. If not, they'll probably win 6 games, which I see as much more likely.

[TTexasTT]

You wanna talk about glass? Look at that offense. Witten with a spleen injury, Austin with his annual hamstring, Dez always going full retard, Felix Jones with his annual injury, and Murray hasn't had a healthy football season since he was 10. And their interior offensive line is bad, one of the worst in the league.

How about that defense? Nearly last in the league defending the pass and they have 1 pass rusher, albeit the best in the league. Their front seven is decent and their safety play is still awful. Claiborne is not going to be able to handle very talented WRs like Jackson, Maclin, Cruz, and Nicks... All of them are unlike anything he has ever faced with the support of that incredible LSU defense. Brandon Carr is good, but not 10 million a year good.

Like I said, if all goes to plan, Dallas is probably a 9-7 team, 10-6 at the absolute best if they stay healthy and everything breaks their way. If not, they'll probably win 6 games, which I see as much more likely.

[phillyfreak7]

No, Dallas doesn't scare me. The Eagles will whip that ass twice again.

[MilwaukeeBrah]

9-7

Big changes coming in Big D after another subpar season

[driveforshow]

Every ****ing year the loony Cowboys fans come out of the woodwork and predict they'll go 14-2 and every ****ing year they go somewhere between 7-9 and 9-7. Cowboys fans are the worst, most obnoxious fans in any sport even beating out Eagles fans.
Brb good but not elite QB
Brb mediocre O-Line
Brb coach who has that in over his head look on his face every game
Brb play in the toughest division in football
Brb adding a rookie cornerback and former number 2 corner does not suddenly make you the best team in the league
Brb they would have to be the 2007 Patriots to have the record that OP predicted playing in the NFC East
Brb Dez is a headcase
Brb Witten has a lacerated ****ing spleen
Brb I could list many more reasons why they will be mediocre this year but I'm getting bored.

[YesWayNoWeigh]

[Beliedat]

OP is one of the better homer trolls here. Got you *******s good.