Ask an italian miscer living in a locked down area anything

[pantiespending]

Why are all Italian women hairy

I’ve had Ltr’s with 3 Italian women and have shaved every one of their buttholes.

[xam1996]

did u tried cum
to fight the infection

no
but im open to anything n-no homo

Will Sampdoria ever win Serie A again? How popular is Bruno Sammartino over there?

Not anytime soon, they'll be lucky to stay in the Serie A. Their glory days are over.

Had to google that guy, never heard of him but Im dont follow wrestling

[jimbob007]

no
but im open to anything n-no homo



Not anytime soon, they'll be lucky to stay in the Serie A. Their glory days are over.

Had to google that guy, never heard of him but Im dont follow wrestling

One of the all-time greats, his fiery comebacks were amazing.

[p100]

Are dead bodies lining the roads and people vomiting blood?

Or is just like everyone has the flu and then gets better?

Do you know anyone that has died or has the virus?

Is anyone even dying?

[LegDayLol]

Why is Italy still in the EU? Seriously, would be itneresting to get an Italy brah perspective.

When I visitied they seemed pretty alpha and catholic - which makes it seem strnage to me that they would want to stay in the cuckhold anti-western EU.

[DeusExTerra]

[yusuf_ali]

Should I cancel my trip to italy next month? (Florence, rome and naples)

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

do you really consider yourself white?

[xam1996]

How does it make you feel that 80%+ of "Italian"-Americans pronounce capicola as "Gabagool"?

Also, are you watching Juve/Inter rn?

lol, just searched for "Gabagool" and watched some scene from the sopranos, fukin lmfao. Pretty rustled not gonna lie

Of course Im watching it, was even supposed to see it live but this fukin virus ruined everything

Are dead bodies lining the roads and people vomiting blood?

Or is just like everyone has the flu and then gets better?

Do you know anyone that has died or has the virus?

Is anyone even dying?

A lot of elders are dying. I dont personally know anyone that has the virus but its only a matter of time since there have been 10+ more confirmed cases just today where I live. Fukkin insane

Why is Italy still in the EU? Seriously, would be itneresting to get an Italy brah perspective.

When I visitied they seemed pretty alpha and catholic - which makes it seem strnage to me that they would want to stay in the cuckhold anti-western EU.

Many italians would like to exit from the EU, and there have been many discussions lately as its one of Salvinis goal. We'll see what happens once this whole virus thing will be over

Should I cancel my trip to italy next month? (Florence, rome and naples)

Absolutely. As of now, those three cities are not quarantined but they will be for sure in a month, maybe even in a week. The virus is continuing to spread so if you dont plan on coming here and never coming back (like its happening to many tourist here rn), then cancel your trip

do you really consider yourself white?

Yes

[WABeast]

Is it true that Italians are short? Do you feel weird being 6'3 there? Are Italian women height obsessed like the American ones?

North Italians are taller. Most of us in America, our family orginated from Southern Italy and Sicily, which is why we are short. At least that is what i think? I have never been to Italy to confirm it.

[ManletinAK2011]

I’ve had Ltr’s with 3 Italian women and have shaved every one of their buttholes.

Ive been to Italy twice and wasn't impressed with the women either times. Srs

[Dreamlifter]

I've been to Italy and barely saw any gyms. How common are they compared to US?

[MirinCanadian99]

Why did you guys betray Germany twice in a row?

[SicilianPower]

What is your opinion on Sicilians and Italian-Americans? Obviously most Italian Americans are of Sicilian or Southern Italian descent but the culture is different.

[SicilianPower]

North Italians are taller. Most of us in America, our family orginated from Southern Italy and Sicily, which is why we are short. At least that is what i think? I have never been to Italy to confirm it.

It’s true, I saw some data on that, Northern Italians average the same as U.S whites which is between 5’9 and 5’10, Southern Italians more near 5’8 on average and Sicilians were 5’6 or 5’7 on average if I recall correctly. Of course specifically referring to males. But yes the more North in Italy the taller and the further South the shorter on average, but of course there will always be exceptions.

[TonyTriangles]

dont grocery stores sell liquor

Bunch of wine too. If I was there, I’d drink the corona virus to death. That’ll teach them

[WABeast]

It’s true, I saw some data on that, Northern Italians average the same as U.S whites which is between 5’9 and 5’10, Southern Italians more near 5’8 on average and Sicilians were 5’6 or 5’7 on average if I recall correctly. Of course specifically referring to males. But yes the more North in Italy the taller and the further South the shorter on average, but of course there will always be exceptions.

Yep. I am 5'9 and i feel like a giant at family reunions.

[BredRoller]

What are some of the main differences between the north and the south of your country?

[tunafish01]

Ayyy la Mia famiglia è dalla Calabria e Sicilia. Vorrei di parlare italiano. Parlo italiano buona, ma ci sono parole che non conosco

[superman704]

I'm Italian American, do you real Italians from Italy work out a lot or not really?

[xam1996]

I've been to Italy and barely saw any gyms. How common are they compared to US?

Definitely not as common, there are 2 gyms only in my city. People here exercise differently, mainly jog, do some calisthenics/crossfit

Why did you guys betray Germany twice in a row?

Cause we're italians lol

What is your opinion on Sicilians and Italian-Americans? Obviously most Italian Americans are of Sicilian or Southern Italian descent but the culture is different.

They aight. Been to Sicily many times and I love it. People are friendlier and the food is hngg, some of the best italian beaches are there aswell

I havent personally met any Italian-Americans, but I watched Jersey Shore back in the day and they dont represent us italians at all lol

How's the Italian Grindr?

That's spicy meatball!

Not on that ****gy time brah, but if its anything like Tinder, then it doesnt work here

What are some of the main differences between the north and the south of your country?

There are many differences. Im from the north and although I always go on vacation on the south, I would never actually live there. The positives are the food, the beaches and the women (they tend to be hotter on the south); everything else is a mess, there are no jobs down there, public transportation is a nightmare and as much as it sucks to say, in some places mafia controls everything. I actually feel sorry for my southern brothers, but what can you do about it

Ayyy la Mia famiglia è dalla Calabria e Sicilia. Vorrei di parlare italiano. Parlo italiano buona, ma ci sono parole che non conosco

Il tuo italiano non è male brah, GJDM

I'm Italian American, do you real Italians from Italy work out a lot or not really?

No, as I said most people prefer to do other type of exercises here

[xam1996]

Do you have a sister?

Pics?

Two actually

[feck]

Do u ride a Vespa?

[Grundogg]

Do u ride a Vespa?

I just glanced at this and presumed you where typing in Italian.



What footy team do you support O.P and why isnt it Atalanta? Also I've just started training with an Italian kid here in UK, you got any funny phrases I can throw at him in Italian?

[winston89418]

how racist are Italians? i bet they all hate asians there

[xam1996]

Do u ride a Vespa?

I have one but I use it only during the summer. More of a car guy tbh

I just glanced at this and presumed you where typing in Italian.



What footy team do you support O.P and why isnt it Atalanta? Also I've just started training with an Italian kid here in UK, you got any funny phrases I can throw at him in Italian?

Juventus. I like Atalanta and how they play and I gotta admit that Gasperini is really good as a coach, but I cant stand him.

Funny phrases..I got some, but theyre kinda offensive lol. Be sure to always call him "frocio" which means *******

how racist are Italians? i bet they all hate asians there

Up here in the north we're far more racist on average, but more so towards black people. Asians were cool up until this whole virus thing, now everybody hates them lol

[Gios]

How did you learn English?

[xam1996]

How did you learn English?

Ive always been pretty good when it comes to learning a new language, Im fluent in italian,english and spanish and Im currently studying french for no real reason tbh.
That being said I lived in the US for a couple months and that helped tremendously

[CodyZellery]

Are your sisters good looking? Rate them by misc standards.

[RonaldMcflurry]

Even if you tried to leave, they would pull you back in.