Had an impromptu night out on Saturday. Met up with 3 good friends from high school 2 close girl friends and a guy we hung out with who turned out to be gay. He's married to a great guy and we all get along really well. Anyway, we went out for dinner at a nice place, and got pretty much kicked out for being there too long and my guy friend pretty much loaded us in his car and took us to a gay bar. I was pretty much willingly molested by a stripper there. I thought he was gay and just liked boobs...but found out that he really wasn't gay, lol...so...whoops.
Hubby wasn't too happy with me when I rolled in after 1AM. Wouldn't take it back, was a freaking blast. Had the time of my life.
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11-19-2018, 07:56 AM #1741
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11-19-2018, 08:09 AM #1743
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animals in nature don't get diseases like humans do, e.g. diabetes, cancer. Sometimes they'll get sick and die, but usually from injuries, or just some weird sh*t. I'm pretty sure humans never got these ridiculous diseases either back when we were living natural lives. obviously it's impossible to live poison-free lives in modern society, but we can try to minimize it at least. I don't drink water bottled in plastic anymore, for example. this could be a pretty crazy path I go down in my quest for the most natural living possible, which may end me up alone in a hut in the woods, leading a pack of wolves and teaching them how to speak. and getting MAD wolf pussy.
I'm here for you if you need to talk. I have a phd in keyboard evolutionary psychology.
reminds me, last time I was in japan, the karaoke place we usually go is owned and run by an old woman, "mama", and on multiple occasions she just grabbed my dick and balls. not like a quick thing, but a full, firm grasp, and held them for several seconds while saying whatever she was saying in japanese. i cry evry tym.
but srs even if they were older it would be a fantasy of mine to strip for a bunch of horny drunk women who were all just sukking and sukking as I went around the room. my only rule would be they have to keep their pants on.
yeah as "straight" as a (something that's not straight at all)
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11-21-2018, 08:02 AM #1746
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If I ever want to get divorced, I'll take you up on that offer. As much as I'd love to meet you, Mr. bitty is anti-Al. I have to respect that.
Probably, he probably was eyeing the stack of $1 bills in my hand. But boy, was he singling me out. lol Still was a good time, I didn't even realize I needed it as bad as I did. Like HZC said, made me feel pretty good...even in the awkwardness.Rule your Mind or it will Rule You. ~Buddha
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Bottled water is trash. For those that don’t know plastic is photodegradable. So the plastic breaks down in light. If you’ve ever left a bottle of water in your car and after drinking it wondered why it tasted weird, it’s because you’re drinking broken down particles of plastic.
Spring water in glass bottles is the way to go.
Bitty- How does Mr. Bitty even know about HZC? And I bet it’d be fine with your husband if you took him the gay strip club. HZC could go under cover and you guys could get to the bottom of whether strippers at gay clubs are actually gay. It would be like a horrible episode of Scooby-Doo!Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. -C.S. Lewis
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I've been drinking pellegrino in glass bottles. delicious. been meaning to get a big berkey 10 gallon water filter system and drag bags of water up to the house from the stream out back. that would be ideal.
just the fact that the chemicals in plastic water bottles can fuk with your endocrine system is scary. I wonder how many of our modern psychological & fertility problems are a result of plastic-induced endocrine fukkery. I suspect a significant cause of the increased *******ry and trannyism is these very same chemicals. when your hormones are off, weird, weird sht happens, and it's all bad. but it's impossible now to avoid plastic. all food is wrapped in it. not to mention all the plastic used along the entire supply chain for every product we consume. maybe get a ranch in montana in the middle of nowhere and just hunt/raise animals and drink mountain water and pop out lots of babies. that's one of my few ideal futures.
I wonder if our current situation was planned or if it happened largely by accident. thots?
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Probably. was just talking about this yesterday, that there is a yuge financial and power incentive to have sick people who live a long time, while there is no financial/power incentive for a society of healthy & sane people.
I've become pretty black pilled on lots of stuff this year, in no small part due to being sober. it's all been kind of painful, but I think useful.
I did. was so cringey at the start with their mics walking down the 1st fairway, pretending to be old pals, "making conversation". it got better though. I thought it was interesting hearing players & caddies talk through a shot from start to finish. the golf wasn't great, but a good match nonetheless. loved seeing tiger being tiger on 17. he has a superhuman will. most of the beat shots he hit, just seemed like he wasn't actually trying that hard.
had thanksgiving 1 thurs w/ my girl's fam, thanksgiving 2 friday with my fam, thanksgiving 3 today w/ friends. lots of food.
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I didnt get home until they were on hole 6, so I got to miss the cringey start.
Phil def seemed more into the show of it, while tiger seemed caught between being friendly for the cameras and being the killer he truly is.
Would have been better if they did **** like 100k says you miss that 5 footer...
Everybody who bought it is getting a refund too.Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.
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Food was awesome. I love sushi and sashimi so that was a given. Pretty much got to all the major sites in the city save Odaiba (next time).... There's honestly so much to see in that country that I could spend a few months there and not get bored. More than anything else I just loved how neat & tidy everything was there... and how patient everyone is. No pushing and shoving. No dirty looks or mean-mugging. Just very civilized. As I get older I appreciate places like these more and more.
Might try and check out the winter carnival in/near Sapporo next time. Looks like fun. Brazil is next on the list for 2 weeks in March/April. Can't wait. That's another bucket lister that I've been wanting to knock off for some time.
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those would be better bets. they should do exhibition matches w/ 2 guys who are good buddies who will talk actual **** to each other. I'd rather watch that than tiger/phil. see some of the best players in the world talking like 2 normal guys, except playing amazing golf.
I miss seeing Tiger's superhuman focus when he was dominating, like winning the Open at Pebble by 12 shots or whatever it was, and just kept making birdies and birdies. I've had some moments in life where I was able to achieve focus like that (probably not on that level), where everything else disappears and reality kind of morphed into something else. it's one of those things that it seems you should be able to do whenever you want, but obviously that's just not the case, and I'm not sure what it takes to get back there. I don't think Tiger knows either. the few times this year where he was in a position to win, and previous Tiger would have won easily, there were just so many shots he hit where it was obvious his focus wasn't there. so much of excelling at anything is the ability to focus. I think it's under appreciated, and it can overcome large natural skill differentials between opponents.
nice. for some reason I remember you being 6'10". am I making that up? if so, Japan must have been even crazier. my uncle is 6'5" and when he went there people just stopped to stare at him. that was back in the '70s though, I'm sure they're more used to it now. I feel tall at 5'10" and have to duck under a couple doorways in my dad's house. great culture though, like you said, really nice, tidy, orderly. one thing I always appreciate about Japanese culture is how focused people are on what they're doing. even if a guy is a chef at a kind of tiny little family restaurant that has 2 tables, when he's cooking, you can see he's really, truly trying his best. that's so rare to see here in the states.
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11-27-2018, 12:56 PM #1767
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but...your reps!
btw sorry to everyone itt, you're always on spread bc mainly post here and almost never rep/neg people.
I remember when I actually kind of cared about reps. I'd get a neg and get a little pissed off.
november is my least favorite month. all the leaves are gone, it's always cloudy and chilly, misty rain, everything is gray and brown, grass dying, but too early for the beauty of winter with its frosty air. can't wait til it gets colder and we get some real snow. love how bright it is out at night when there's fresh snow. and during the day too for that matter. sunny days after snowstorms are awesome, esp when it was a windless snow and the tree branches are piled high with it and it gradually gets blown off by the wind and the sun lights it all up.
what are all you other *******s up to?
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11-27-2018, 06:17 PM #1768
Fuk reps. I was red for like my first 5k posts. Been mod negged double digit times. I flat out dont respect the misc mentality most times.
I'd take cold n rainy. Its 20° and 10" of snow on ground. Spent 5+ hrs doing snow removal at my house last 2 days.
I've decided to get rich. When I was a young person, it is literally all I ever thought of. Things change and I decided i just wanted to be happy. Time > money... all that jazz.
Well **** that. I'm going to get rich. Had a nice talk with a gym/golf buddy today. He has all the connects to get me in Walgreens/cvs and Amazon. Along with the manufactured to make my product. He did 28 million in sales last year. I told him my product, basically a stuffed animal for infants with some tech involved that I dont want to disclose just yet, but there is correlating science that says it lowers SIDS by 65%. He is stoked and is emailing me tomorrow with his toy manufacturer connect.
If this goes well I'm buying an RH chat thread condo in Tahiti.Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.
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sounds awesome man. with something like that, after the first hurdle of time investment, it's not the kind of thing that will have to own your life to work. you can sit back at some point and have time and money. what is definitely never the answer is someone working 80 hours per week at a high hourly wage to get rich.
I will also be rich as fuk (at least $10M, but hopefully $100M+), but I thought I'd be farther along in that process by now. the first step, IMO, is getting out of the worker mentality/situation, which is maybe the hardest step. after that, all it takes is a few good ideas and wealth has the potential to pour in. gotta put yourself in the position to get lucky over and over and one day it'll take.
can't wait to get nekkid in tahiti
happy thanksgiving *******!
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