Keanu Reeves' New Girlfriend (PICS)

[mcdojo]

"don’t want to see any men being snarky about the Keanu news. every day it’s another 60 year old actor dating a girl who was born in 1995. this is a nice day for us and you’re not to ruin it."

"Disturbing that she’s almost ten years *younger* than him, yet this is considered some gift to all women over 40, that a 55-year-old would dare to date them! Imagine if he was with a woman over 50? The internet would implode, form a black hole and we’d all instantly die of shock"

Lmao these twitter comments by women

[RubberBandMang]

This is like the male equivalent to Kate Beckinsale dating Pete Davidson.

Gives hope to ugly chicks everywhere

[jackamo2887]

Most miscers are children of the antichrist so they don't know what love really is so they don't understand.
The man is obviously in love, other superficial things don't mean a darn thing.

Oh shut up you fukin weeb.

[Silencespeaks]

meanwhile we have leonardo di chadio




but seriously i cant hate on keanu

Can relate. Have not talked to anyone over 25 in a year.

[chino3]

yall naive af. She is actually his personal witch that is helping with an endless supply of youth potions

[kcadrenalin]

Just googled and, yeah, looks like Keanu dated a tranny.

Maybe Granny is a Tranny also....

[TBO1313]

"don’t want to see any men being snarky about the Keanu news. every day it’s another 60 year old actor dating a girl who was born in 1995. this is a nice day for us and you’re not to ruin it."

"Disturbing that she’s almost ten years *younger* than him, yet this is considered some gift to all women over 40, that a 55-year-old would dare to date them! Imagine if he was with a woman over 50? The internet would implode, form a black hole and we’d all instantly die of shock"

Lmao these twitter comments by women

No one is being snarky because she's 46. If this woman looked like Christie Brinkley at 46 it wouldn't be a big deal. The reason people are being snarky is because she looks older.

[DrumsNotDead]

"don’t want to see any men being snarky about the Keanu news. every day it’s another 60 year old actor dating a girl who was born in 1995. this is a nice day for us and you’re not to ruin it."

"Disturbing that she’s almost ten years *younger* than him, yet this is considered some gift to all women over 40, that a 55-year-old would dare to date them! Imagine if he was with a woman over 50? The internet would implode, form a black hole and we’d all instantly die of shock"

Lmao these twitter comments by women

It's perfectly fine for them to comment about young women though as if they are useless or worthless lol. I love the double standard. Had he been dating some fit 24 year old they would have been up in arms about how he's some misogynistic pig and totally dismissing her as if hot women can't also be funny or cool.

[risingstarl96a1]

it’s Jason Bourne

[drvillain]

Misc is supporting Keanu but watch me post a 5/10 gf and get roasted and memed. Some brotherhood this is

[iloveus]

Dont care, but with all that hair i can only assume John Wick 4 is coming?!

John Wick 4 was announced the moment John Wick 3 came out in theaters lol

He better kill this bich:


The entire movie I kept thinking "Why doesn't he just kill her and that Arabian dude?"

[drvillain]

You were great in the Matrix, all the John Wick movies and the Bill and Ted movies pal, I dunno why they'd do that to you

I was Morpheus in the matrix but didn’t participate in the other films. Thanks for being a fan

[SWDeath]

More than likely hes gay. The only reason celebrities like him go after older unattractive women is just to avoid the gay narrative.

IE Hugh jackman.

[Silencespeaks]

More than likely hes gay. The only reason celebrities like him go after older unattractive women is just to avoid the gay narrative.

IE Hugh jackman.

If it’s just a cover strategy then a hot young girl would make much more sense. Because nobody would think that is odd.

[SWDeath]

If it’s just a cover strategy then a hot young girl would make much more sense. Because nobody would think that is odd.

Odd has nothing to do with it which is why i used hugh jackman as an example.. hes definitely gay, but him having an older women still leaves the whole situation ambiguous.

If he came right out as gay as fuk his career as the type of characters hes always done would be over.

[iloveus]

How is Hugh Jackman gay?

Where is this coming from?

[MerlinPecs]

I am so confused on this cheef... he can look 30 if he wants and she looks like 55 and he can get any poocey he wants. He must really like her

[MerlinPecs]

yall naive af. She is actually his personal witch that is helping with an endless supply of youth potions

Aware brah...

[jamalfudge]

Article says she's an artist...I'd bet her hair is dyed gray.

[garthismad]

Misc is supporting Keanu but watch me post a 5/10 gf and get roasted and memed. Some brotherhood this is

deep bra, right in the feels, yet so true

[BalkanPrince]

His beard looks something like the product of spearing your face with gorilla glue and allowing a fan to blow shaved off pubes randomly onto your face.

[Silencespeaks]

Odd has nothing to do with it which is why i used hugh jackman as an example.. hes definitely gay, but him having an older women still leaves the whole situation ambiguous.

If he came right out as gay as fuk his career as the type of characters hes always done would be over.

But if Hugh Jackman married a hot young girl nobody would suspect he is gay. The suspicions come because his wife is older and less attractive than him.

[fishnbrah]

Most miscers are children of the antichrist so they don't know what love really is so they don't understand.
The man is obviously in love, other superficial things don't mean a darn thing.

im obviously one of these miscers. cant imagine being in love with someone that could be your mom

[Madvillainy]

im obviously one of these miscers. cant imagine being in love with someone that could be your mom

you don't love your mom?

[SWDeath]

But if Hugh Jackman married a hot young girl nobody would suspect he is gay. The suspicions come because his wife is older and less attractive than him.

Suspicion and being confirmed gay aren't the same thing when you play certain characters.

[fishnbrah]

She's 46
.

wait, wot? fukk my life. this is what i have to look forward to in my 40s

[fishnbrah]

you don't love your mom?

ah fuk bye

[78novacaine]

I was Morpheus in the matrix but didn’t participate in the other films. Thanks for being a fan

SMDH...

The actor that played Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) played a key character in John Wick 2, and I haven't seen 3 yet but I would be willing to bet he makes an appearance in that as well. Know your role son boy son...

[garthismad]

SMDH...

The actor that played Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) played a key character in John Wick 2, and I haven't seen 3 yet but I would be willing to bet he makes an appearance in that as well. Know your role son boy son...

it piss

[iamsocreepy]

Keanu is 55 and looks 40 while she's 46 and looks older than my 63 year old mother ded srs. I think it may be the grey hair that makes her look so much older. She's not unattractive though

Good for him though. If he's happy I'm happy for him. He hasn't had a gf in forever and he used to look lonely as hell eating on a park bench by himself.

I have some female family members that stopped dying their hair, it definitely ages them

She looks old, but if she makes him happy, then good for him.



On one hand, I can respect not being superficial and no longer chasing a youth that is long gone anyways. On the other hand, grey hairs are a turn off. Respect isn't getting my dick hard.

She looks older in the face but I think a decent bit of appearing older is the hair. How many women do you know under the age of 60 that don't dye their hair? I can't think of any in real life that sport natural grey/greying hair. Seeing natural grey hair is just automatically associated with people over 60.