I have worms. My tour is over. SRS

[RICHSTRONG]

Just take deworming pills for cats/dogs. This will clear you right up plus a bonus side effect is you'll be able to lick your balls/angus.

[Swizzard]

my god dude that's absolutely disgusting

could you feel the worm sliding out as you pulled on it?


did you try to push it back in?

fkn lol op was pleasuring himself with his worms.

[smoopsy]

That's disgusting. I don't think I could wait to get medication to kill it; I'd probably gut myself and try to fish it out.

[pengh]

The worms eat your food, but they also sh*t it out... When does their sh*t go? You sh*t worm sh*t as well? Groce

[wesleysh21]

Worm went up in your angus raw and ejaculated all in it. Now you are having his little worm babies.

[alexdgreat666]

Damm where are u from
Go to a pharmacy and tell them to give u anti parasite pills

/ thread

[ScrillaVilla]

That's why I refuse to eat Sushi

[weddingsoup]

Sounds like Tapeworms from undercooked fish.

sounds like it:




never eat sushi crew.

[NuggzTheNinja]

Pics of chit worms? For science, of course.

[Budjola]

Pissening.

[NegativeBrah]

Say goodbye to your gains OP

[achillesbruh]

how do you know your thoughts are actually your own anymore? ive seen videos of parasites taking over insects and leading them to water to drown themselves once theyre done feeding. get to the doctor ASAP OP.

[Rayaarito]

This thing worked like a charm

http://www.drnatura.com/paranil

Are you srs? Cause i'm about to take this for ****s and giggles so i never have to **** out an 18 inch worm

[redwine91]

I have a pretty strong stomach. That said, I have a dip of snuff in and upon reading the OP I almost vomited.

Get to the doctor OP. Holy fukk

[crupiea]

Tapeworm gonna Tape

[Logan3265]

I'm at work, so hard to keep up with thread. But I am disgusted and just want to cut them out. This is a mentally hard day.

[SadBoys]

This is why muslims and royalty don't eat pork lulz.

[weddingsoup]

how do you know your thoughts are actually your own anymore? ive seen videos of parasites taking over insects and leading them to water to drown themselves once theyre done feeding. get to the doctor ASAP OP.

it's how the worms get to heaven. worms don't have big enough souls, but they think that larger animals and insects have big enough souls to reach the afterlife. in reality, humans have the most developed souls and i read in popular mechanics that worms have begun to realize this. instead of taking over insects and inconsequential animals that have no chance of getting into heaven because of their pathetic and puny souls, they have taken over human bodies to blend their souls with the human soul so that they can reach eternal peace. not only are you risking your health when you eat sushi, but you are risking your soul as well. scary stuff.

no sushi crew

[DasGifsMane]

This happened misc






















Not srs





























Better not be srs























Poopie dik

[seanb1979]

op do you have any guesses to what caused it?

[seanb1979]

This is why muslims and royalty don't eat pork lulz.

actually its because it would spoil so fast pre-refrigeration... you can get worms and parasites from any meat

[Logan3265]

I probably got it in Japan, or Tilapia or chicken that I didn't cook well.

[TheAmericano]

why would you wait....you do realize these worms can travel throughout your body.

- If one makes its way to getting into your heart or brain....then your tour will really be over

- These worms lay eggs and multiple like fawking crazy....Get off the misc and head to the emergency room.

[alphamind]

Remove your sig about the "dead mom."

I'm a believer in holistic healing, and maybe if you changed your mental state your body wouldn't be ****ing up either.

[cookiefiend]

I was going to say no big deal just take a pill, but assumed it was those tiny ones. Grove.

Not sure of the treatment for big ones, but good luck.

[Maxamanius]

Urgent Care is a scam brah, every time I go there for something they redirect me to somewhere else, even for little things like draining out a cyst or cleaning your ears, only thing they do is tell you what you already know then say they can't do it, but so and so can.

[300BLK]

Wow that sounds fuking horrible, literally gave me the jitters just picturing it

[NattyOverlord]

groce

[TheAmericano]

Urgent Care is a scam brah, every time I go there for something they redirect me to somewhere else, even for little things like draining out a cyst or cleaning your ears, only thing they do is tell you what you already know then say they can't do it, but so and so can.

Op needs to go to the ER

[blowwzilla]

Sounds like Tapeworms from undercooked fish.

Stop eating sugar and grains till you get to the Dr.

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Stop eating Sugar and grains? WTF for? You think he is better off eating steak, fish and pork instead ?