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Pussy grips harder than death grip

Liked when they were firing javelins $$ at compounds to kill one bum Shepard with ak

I'm a manlet, mine is 17% bigger and it still looks small. Feel bad for 6ft bros with only 6 inches. Yikes

Get paid to go there and bang all the other athletes

They go on struggling to breathe for a long time usually still smoking. Humans are quite resilient

How many guys have you had under you?

I had a girl turn around and look at me like 'whats that smell' I hadn't the heart to tell her. Just smiled back and carried on lmao

**** that debt dude, get more then go bankrupt, you don't need credit to live

I get stabbed in the dick by the IUD everytime and I don't even have a big dick. It hurts

Why would I sell my house for 150k less than I paid for it?

Missing penalties

If everyone defaulted on their car payments what would happen to them?

Arms get tired and how do you do it on your knees? Your dick is too high if you're on your knees. Girl in top is best, you can just lie on your back, kiss, smash as hard as you like, grab their butt,...

Bullet, they were better unborn...




(Please don't shoot anyone)

Chronically lazy and nothing brings joy

There are minimum room sizes and door sizes in NBC canada

i'd rather my gf had 30 one night stands than 12 long term relationships

odds of her having slept with one of his friends is quite small unless she's slept with 100s of guys

do these girls encourage you to height fraud? You get dates frauding but you aren't getting conversions because you're starting out on a lie, if you lied about that what else have you lied about etc?...

I don't handle it