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  • I'd really like one shaped like a penis. For my...

    I'd really like one shaped like a penis. For my friend.


    That's a good idea.
  • Do they sell dildos at Bed, Bath & Beyond?

    It's not for me; it's for a friend.
  • Punching her titties is what got me here in the...

    Punching her titties is what got me here in the first place. I'm concerned that if I try the flying elbow, tomorrow I'll be here asking for advice on how to eat her snatch to make up for that.
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    Twitter to begin leaning right (correct).

    Liberals are losing control of everything.

    LOL

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/twitter-paul-singer-republican-jack-dorsey
  • Those are pretty much the only moves I currently...

    Those are pretty much the only moves I currently have.
  • Need ideas on how to give my new gf a good back massage.

    I posted a few days back asking for some good titty activites to try with her and finally settled on punching them, as one poster recommended.

    Anywho...now I need to make it up to her and I was...
  • These milkbags are potentially the source of the...

    These milkbags are potentially the source of the breast milk that will provide nourishment to my first born child, and to a lesser extent, a good source of protein for me as well after the child has...
  • Gonna try this.

    Gonna try this.
  • I like the idea, but I'm looking for foreplay...

    I like the idea, but I'm looking for foreplay activity that's good for teasing, before I start slapping her with my penis.
  • New gf has HUGE teds...(need ideas for the bedroom).

    I've dabbled in some big titties before, but never on a daily basis and the few titty moves I have (squeezing, cupping, sucking, licking, etc - the basics) are already getting old.

    I don't want to...
  • My sex life is none of your God damn business.

    My sex life is none of your God damn business.
  • ITT, the best f***ing protein smoothie recipe EVER.

    Fill mixing glass with 1/2 cup frozen peaches, 2 small chunks of frozen coconut, 12 frozen blue berries and top off with milk to the 1 cup line.

    Blend ingredients in blender.

    Add 20 grams...
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    My gf hangs this little pink scrunchy looking...

    My gf hangs this little pink scrunchy looking thing from the shower handle and I just use that.
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    Soon

    Soon
  • I don't think my customers are in any danger,...

    I don't think my customers are in any danger, since I'm a fry cook, so everything I touch goes into the hot oil before it goes on a plate.

    I do have to arrange the food on the plate from time to...
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    *checks Constitution* *sees Presidential Pardon...

    *checks Constitution*
    *sees Presidential Pardon Powers in Article 2*

    No fukks given.
  • I have a hemorrhoid and it hurts real bad.

    The only way I can get it to stop hurting is to push it back in with my finger, and then try and keep my butthole clenched tight for as long as I can before it pops out again.

    The problem is I'm a...
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    I'm still boycotting Empire until they bring...

    I'm still boycotting Empire until they bring Jussie back.

    #falselyaccused
    #beatenbyMAGAbrosjustforbeinggay
  • I've already admitted to inserting my genitals...

    I've already admitted to inserting my genitals into your mother's anus (balls and all)...don't try and deflect from the fact that you want to do it to.

    There are some depraved miscers here, but...
  • You're just mad that it's my dick in your mum's...

    You're just mad that it's my dick in your mum's ass instead of yours.

    Admit it...right now you're thinking about your own dick in your mother's ass, you sick fukk.
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