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  • I love being white. Proud that we built the...

    I love being white. Proud that we built the modern world
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    We might as well just bend over and let every...

    We might as well just bend over and let every country fuk our ******* SRS. OH WAIT, WE ALREADY ARE
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    Don't tell me that's your phagmobile in the photo...

    Don't tell me that's your phagmobile in the photo LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    That doge wouldn't do sht to me SRS. I honestly...

    That doge wouldn't do sht to me SRS. I honestly don't like dogs but every single one I've ever come in contact with has loved me. Friends say "oh Goober doesn't like anybody haha don't be afraid...
  • I've always eaten what I wanted without ever...

    I've always eaten what I wanted without ever overeating and I'm in great shape. Fat fuks overeat and that's everyone's main problem
  • I'd personally want my homies to bring me PKs so...

    I'd personally want my homies to bring me PKs so could melt away with with no pain SRS
  • You just have a small peepee. Would rope if I...

    You just have a small peepee. Would rope if I couldn't make girls orgasm with my tongue and cock SRS
  • imagine the smell of piss

    imagine the smell of piss
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    Worked a tradie job one summer and told myself...

    Worked a tradie job one summer and told myself I'd end my life if I ever had to do that BS again. I could do the job easily but getting paid peanuts for hard labor never made my dink hard
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    Don't care either way unless they suck at it then...

    Don't care either way unless they suck at it then it's terrible. Fuked a foreign chick who said she LOVED sucking balls SRS. Never understood why though.
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    Not a problem since most people in my area won't...

    Not a problem since most people in my area won't be able to afford it soon in Biden's America. I live out in the country so I have many more gas station options than citycels
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    I creampie 3 of my girls. Been seeing each for 6+...

    I creampie 3 of my girls. Been seeing each for 6+ years. Wouldn't creampie a chick I didn't know deeply
  • Tastes like steak

    Tastes like steak
  • I love the fact that I have multiple girls I fuk...

    I love the fact that I have multiple girls I fuk weekly while beta cucks get zero pussy. hehetymen
  • 33 later this week and I can confirm that my...

    33 later this week and I can confirm that my skills at chatting/bedding women is at all time highs. Now I make enough money to not care about money and never get tired of girls telling me how good my...
  • My thoughts exactly. Shorts aren't that short but...

    My thoughts exactly. Shorts aren't that short but she has an autistic long mom style ass that pokes out the bottom
  • Don't blame substances for this tard being...

    Don't blame substances for this tard being schizo. Dru gs don't make you crazy, they just bring it out if you're already doomed from birth SRS.
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    11/10 work ethic SRS. If something comes in, I...

    11/10 work ethic SRS. If something comes in, I knock it out that instant because I know my pathetic coworkers won't get it done or do it correctly and more tickets will be coming soon. It's the exact...
  • Hoping Mayweather literally kills him

    Hoping Mayweather literally kills him
  • Can't imagine how useless I'd feel if I didn't...

    Can't imagine how useless I'd feel if I didn't give/receive oral with multiple girls while in grade school SRS
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