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"Nice tits, you should go far!"

Of course, that turns you into an *******. But it'll piss them off!

A marine corps officer recruiter told me years ago that there are more english and history majors flying planes in the marine corps than you'd think possible.

Just a thought.

Here are the results of all of the animals tested:

Humans: 120 pounds of bite pressure

Domestic dogs: 320 LBS of pressure on avg. A German Shepherd Dog, American Pit Bull Terrier (APBT), and...

And for dad's reading this, your kid could die without one last goodbye, one last hug, one last I'm sorry or I love you.

Don't wait for old-age to fix a messed up situation.

Of course if there is a God, pretty sure you're now screwed. The Big Being would probably want converts rather than mass suicides.

I just got that email, too.

Friggin' tired of these companies putting undisclosed elements into their product.

I must've been a big ol' crier when I was a kid. Remember being beside myself watching the ending to "Silent Running"

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Here's a nice site you can refresh during your end-of-world parties:

http://quakes.globalincidentmap.com/

Or even better link

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/adfit/manta.html

Doesn't matter a whole bunch either way.

Mainstream media doesn't seem to want him to win, so the 100's of millions of folks tuning in to the news won't learn a whole lot about him, and thus he...

They just want to start having sex again, and are making as difficult for you to stay as possible.

Spiders can give me the willies, but these things:

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are simply evil placed on earth by the devil herself.

Guns don't kill, husbands who come home early do.

Don't be part of a dual murder/suicide...

you been browsing godlikeproductions?

That's not scary, what's scary is...



(from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglerfish)

Best one ever, flol!

Ah, that makes sense, thanks!

Why do a lot of the women wear those hideous knee-high socks?

Compression socks, what??

It doesn't? Man a rare breed, thanks for the info!

You can try:

http://www.rosstraining.com/nevergymless.html

Great book!