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  • Imagine legitimately voting for this clown and...

    Imagine legitimately voting for this clown and then pretending you didn't know he wasn't just an angry old idiot who literally has no idea WTF is going on.
  • Starting to wonder how many "resident libs" on...

    Starting to wonder how many "resident libs" on here really are just feds...I bet it's more than zero.
  • You buddy needs to tell HR he suspects the new...

    You buddy needs to tell HR he suspects the new guy has a methamphetamine habit.
  • Nahh, Div III players are all 150 pound midgets....

    Nahh, Div III players are all 150 pound midgets. Not one of them has ever made the NFL because they're just scrawny little rubes: https://www.ncsasports.org/blog/d2-and-d3-players-in-nfl
  • Yes I am such an idiot I am incapable of looking...

    Yes I am such an idiot I am incapable of looking at the roster and seeing numerous 300+ pound linemen and a 240 pound TE.

    Seriously, you are retarded. Division III mens football teams are made of...
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    "engineer" "scientist" Okay, Jeff

    "engineer"
    "scientist"

    Okay, Jeff
  • 5'6" 145lbs. Are you smoking ****ing crack?

    5'6" 145lbs.

    Are you smoking ****ing crack?
  • Satanic ritual killings.

    Satanic ritual killings.
  • catfeet.com

    catfeet.com
  • At this point anyone who isn't a white male is...

    At this point anyone who isn't a white male is ramping up the victim mentality to 11.
  • Who?

    Who?
  • So anti-vaxxers are rapidly approaching 0 IQ...

    So anti-vaxxers are rapidly approaching 0 IQ while poison pushers are rapidly approaching 0 life. Good to know.
  • Confirmation bias. Has to be true because he...

    Confirmation bias. Has to be true because he hates Trump and by extension anyone associated with Trump.
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    What face?

    What face?
  • “I feel his frozen fingers trail up my thigh,”...

    “I feel his frozen fingers trail up my thigh,” she writes. “He tilts his chin up. The whites of his eyes look jaundiced. My eyes dart to John Eastman, who flashes a leering grin. I fight against the...
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    Gator on a spit at a BBQ with Cajun girlffriend,...

    Gator on a spit at a BBQ with Cajun girlffriend, I grabbed a piece of tail, I am sure it was attached to its ass somehow. Tastes like rubbery as **** chicken or something. Was very drunk, though.
  • If he is legitimately a restaurateur and a...

    If he is legitimately a restaurateur and a trained chef, then probably. But that doesn't mean you want him to cater your event.
  • You. All my events are low key, malt liquor and...

    You. All my events are low key, malt liquor and Doritos are based.
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    Well obviously I've eaten a gator's ass before....

    Well obviously I've eaten a gator's ass before. No homo?
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    Bet it tastes like gator ass.

    Bet it tastes like gator ass.
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