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Spend your 20's as far away from relationships as possible.

From 21-30 I went from gf to gf to gf to gf. 4 year to 3 year to 2 year to 1 year, to now single again. I maybe had 2-3 months of...

bradley martyn
bradley cooper

i guess i was supposed to be a fuhkin bradley srs

no cause then every miscer would be eligible for disability checks

just spit pistachios all over my keyboard

kid was just flippin thru apps so fast i dont think he even saw anything pop up

went out to get yucky with the boys so we go to this dive bar on the outskirts of town. at this point in the night we were already sauced up so we thought we'd wind down the night and weren't gonna...

you guys have to pay for alcohol when you go out? lmao wait what really

that og taco bell logo hits different :(

cant outrun the norwood reaper once hes got you in his sights boyo

put a diaper on

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so are pregnancies

think i might be preggo too cause i've been bloated af and getting ab cramps daily for the last 2 weeks srs





tho it could be the cellular technology and low water intake

This.

Ya'll remember the chit that would get posted here back in 2014-2015? Place was turning into /fit/ 2.0 so fast.

With that said the threads and copypasta that sprouted was pure comedy gold...

can confirm all i see is vin diesel avatars itt

mfw i've been on misc for 11 years and i never knew theres an ignore option/list

if he loved you then he wouldn't be your fwb srs

only a matter of time before this mysteriously runs out of funding and these dudes go into hiding

shes the best air traffic controller on the block her hangar fits all the johns boeings

bruh do you not have car insurance?

$500 deductible