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I met a girl 18. She was with a dude until she was 26 then we started dating. It lasted a few months but she was totally jaded which took a while to figure out.

You can find a dime in a pile of...

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This is blasphemy!

I would give my last plunger to Thunderpants.

Lol, my younger sister used to call it a clean sweep.

North Carolina bro. Stay there.

That is a legit vanilla infused cocoa boa constrictor.

You'd definitely need to do a preemptive courtesy flush to have any hope of keeping the pipes clear.

I'd say maybe everyone posting ITT that didn't say Silencespeaks.

But definitely Silencespeaks.

Complete vapid boring moron. 95% of it's posts are the same fukking BS. Chad, Ex husband, 50...

Dude build a bridge and get over it.

You sound like that bitch in the Hugh Mungus video or Greta Thunberg.

Misc is just a bunch of dorks shooting the chit about... miscellaneous topics.

A coloring book full of dicks would be a pretty good joke gift.

I'm sure a good 51% of miscers would love it. The rest would just laugh.

If I let you frisk me can I frisk you back.

Then maybe take you out for a nice seafood dinner so I can answer your questions in a more comfortable setting.

It's a fake charity. People donate and they sell for profit.

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You should have told him you're Reallifealpha.

Hey dude, don't make it bad. Take a sad shoe and make it better.

OP just came out of the closet as one of the biggest fajoots on the misc.

No but I have a long distinguished ignore list.

I almost always click view post but it's good to have a warning who the chitposters are.

I very rarely neg unless someone posts really chitty...

What?

He looks like a black bitch.

Can confirm. I am Cyberdyne Systems model 101 sent from the future reprogrammed by John Connor to protect him in order to save the human race.

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Aren't bagels supposed to be round?

You could put that on your noggin and call yourself Mr. Potatohead.