Ugh, I am so sorry to hear this kimmy. Losing a puppers is one of the worst things on this planet. Hopefully he was happy playing with the others and felt nothing. RIP to a beautiful dog. Srs, vry...
Go hit on one of the best looking chicks in the office boyo. Srs, vry srs. She's probably just as bored as you are and willing to suck a dick to pass the time.
These amounts have to include high school dropouts, mentally retarded folks, etc. Anyone who graduated from uni with a solid degree, literally has a zero percent chance of not making six figures...