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Yo brah, how'd you find a cougar? I wanna bang a cougar so badly but I've tried POF and none of them wanted to just hook up. Are you super aesthetic or is there some type of technique you use?

badass car. but i don't like the new body, in fact i think mustang bodies have been ugly ever since this one

http://www.wicked331.com/BillsCar/Pictures/03Cobra/000_0005.jpg

In line at a club

Me: Hey nice shoes!
Girl: Thanks :)
Me: Wanna ****?

She walked away

edit: Also at a bar once, my buddies dared me to go up to a table of girls and say a feminist joke. So...

Why not, that's actually realistic compared to other dream jobs.

I lost count after double digits