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    i chose my words carefully! and "hot" was not one...

    i chose my words carefully! and "hot" was not one of them!!! lol

    i have had the misfortune of meeting michael moore in person and he is a sweaty obesse asthmatic man who makes jaba the hut look...
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    qualified for what? president or vice president?

    qualified for what? president or vice president?
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    women are shrude. you have to be careful who...

    women are shrude. you have to be careful who you're dealing with. they wait to have you in their sights and then go in for the kill....but there are good ones out there...probably older...but you...
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    since this is the female misc, i should point out...

    since this is the female misc, i should point out the hubbie aint bad on the eyes either...



    that made me LOL!
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    it takes 2 weeks. you can get a false negative...

    it takes 2 weeks. you can get a false negative any time before that.

    now remeber this feeling of being petrified and next time slap a condom on!
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    i got a dog to keep me company and the b*tch...

    i got a dog to keep me company and the b*tch won't sleep with me! lol
  • diet is a huge component too. if you don't give...

    diet is a huge component too. if you don't give your body excess fat it feels the need to store in your *ss, no cellulite.
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    I find this whole foot thing VERY strange!

    I find this whole foot thing VERY strange!
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    I need a pedicure.

    I need a pedicure.
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    I started this thread MONTHS ago! of course in...

    I started this thread MONTHS ago! of course in the ladies section a SHOE thread would last this long! IDK why I'm surprised!!!!!
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    she's asking to see him 3 times a week, hardly...

    she's asking to see him 3 times a week, hardly needy. he's getting away with having a 'girlfriend' and all the bonuses that gets you and doing god knows what the other 5 or 6 days she's not around....
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    a serious relaionship involves more than one or...

    a serious relaionship involves more than one or two times a week...

    you told him what you needed, and he didn't give it to you. that's how it starts honey. you have to put your b*lls on the table...
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    very well said. i couldn't agree more! repped

    very well said. i couldn't agree more! repped
  • well i wasn't...but now that you mention it.......

    well i wasn't...but now that you mention it.... :)



    I'm full of surprises.



    I thought you WERE my little monkey! WTF!!!
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    I was in disney...just got back. Had an awesome...

    I was in disney...just got back. Had an awesome time. What's up there smallfry...I mean er, coffecan!??
  • Crazy, I didn't read the whole thread...but it...

    Crazy, I didn't read the whole thread...but it isn't love that doesn't last forever, it's logistics and life that get in the way.

    There were these little monkeys in disney...the size of cats,...
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    hangs head low and walks to corner to cry....

    hangs head low and walks to corner to cry....
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    other than cleavage? Have your friends come in...

    other than cleavage? Have your friends come in and hang out and keep the other bartender busy, that way people will go to you to avoid the lines...
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    well that explains the bedazzled jeans...

    well that explains the bedazzled jeans...
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    not to encourage this sort of thing...but that is...

    not to encourage this sort of thing...but that is one fine a**...the jeans on the other hand gotta go...
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