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    There has been over a dozen pictures of it posted...

    There has been over a dozen pictures of it posted ITT already.
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    Imagine that bad boy sitting on your table.

    Imagine that bad boy sitting on your table.
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    It literally would've taken you less than 30...

    It literally would've taken you less than 30 seconds to Google a picture of it. Don't be so lazy.


    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Better-Homes-Gardens-Dark-Gray-Modern-Mug/995656364
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    That's why I wrote 1,000 words to describe it,...

    That's why I wrote 1,000 words to describe it, ass hole.
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    You guys mirin my new coffee cup?

    I bought it last night at Walmart.

    It has a smooth, but masculine design with a wide, med-low brim. The color is gun metal grey w/ black speckling and an orange peel textured finish.

    It was...
  • You could put tennis balls on your hands and feet...

    You could put tennis balls on your hands and feet and let them use you as a walker.
  • All I saw was that you have an anal fissure. ...

    All I saw was that you have an anal fissure.

    Anyone who has spent a lifetime of doing stuff is going to show some wear and tear on their body.

    Not to the extent of your anal tearing, but at...
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    Try searching fridgelet.

    Try searching fridgelet.
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    "Can you please just nod your head, or say 'uh,...

    "Can you please just nod your head, or say 'uh, huh' or something!!"

    I legit had a lady ask me yesterday if I was on the spectrum in the middle of me talking at her.
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    Being an amateur gynecological enthusiast, I've...

    Being an amateur gynecological enthusiast, I've smelled a number of vaginas over the years, with several standing out as being unusually fragrant.

    Over the years I've discovered that if I don't...
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    I'm a bad listener (srs)

    Regardless of whether you just told me your grandmother died or you told me what you consider to be a joke, you're still getting the same deer-in-the-headlights look from me in response.

    It's not...
  • I used to piss in soda cans and leave those lying...

    I used to piss in soda cans and leave those lying around when I was younger.

    I didn't have indoor plumbing and was too scared to go out into the woods in the middle of the night.

    The worse...
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    I lived in Aurora for part of the 6th grade. ...

    I lived in Aurora for part of the 6th grade.

    The school was so small that every grade from k-12 was in the same building and half the kids rode dirt bikes instead of the bus.

    Some of the kids...
  • Are you dead if you swallow too much tobacco spit?

    I'm sitting in my kitchen with a big wad of Levi Garrett in my mouth right now (shout out to metrobrah).

    When it first put it in I let all the fresh tobacco spit build up in my mouth and then, for...
  • I disagree. I identified as an atheist...

    I disagree.

    I identified as an atheist lesbian while in the military, but also volunteered for and survived numerous obviously dangerous endeavors, despite the fact that I knew I would just...
  • Does a thought in your head take up space? ...

    Does a thought in your head take up space?

    And if it does, did it displace what was there before?

    And so on.
  • There's a small chance that everything actually does rotate around the Earth

    If there are an infinite amount of universes then the Earth is fixed in one of them.
  • The only trailer I own is an equipment trailer...

    The only trailer I own is an equipment trailer with a capacity of around 5,000 lbs...big enough to haul your mom, but too small to live there.
  • Are you required to carry workman's comp...

    Are you required to carry workman's comp insurance?

    I never carried anything but a general liability policy, and the only reason I had that was to maintain an alcohol permit.

    I would tell the...
  • Your mom has my name tattooed on her lower back.

    Your mom has my name tattooed on her lower back.
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