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    I think 60-75 yards. The key is the proper cow...

    I think 60-75 yards. The key is the proper cow chip. It's got to be real flat and circular, aerodynamic. Like a frisbee.
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    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all...

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all pregnant, are in the waiting room for the OB/GYN....

    The brunette says "I was on top, so I'm gonna have a boy."

    The redhead says "I was on the bottom,...
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    I did that. He sent me to a veterinarian. The...

    I did that. He sent me to a veterinarian.
    The veterinarian sent me to a psychiatrist.
    The psychiatrist sent me to a plastic surgeon.
    The plastic surgeon sent me back to the same doctor.

    It's a...
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    I can do every isolation lift for more reps with...

    I can do every isolation lift for more reps with my left side than my right side. Women even tell me that my left testicle is larger than my right. Here is my problem. My Labrador retriever's...
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    We don't have anything like that in Kansas. ...

    We don't have anything like that in Kansas. Instead we have cow chip throwing contests.
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    Tommy Morrison lived in the town next to me. ...

    Tommy Morrison lived in the town next to me. Collinsville Illinois. This has nothing to do with this post but I'm just throwing this out there.
  • 1969 Ford 250. Probably 250k miles. 1979 C3,...

    1969 Ford 250. Probably 250k miles.
    1979 C3, 219k miles
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    Poll: Edgar Allen Crow would agree.

    Edgar Allen Crow would agree.
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    Poll: Crows. I never saw a fox or trash panda in 2...

    Crows. I never saw a fox or trash panda in 2 nights of pictures.

    https://www.refugeforums.com/attachments/mfdc6141-jpg.366532/
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    Poll: 80/20 ground beef and the opossum. Nobody...

    80/20 ground beef and the opossum. Nobody guessed correctly. The opossum had to fight off a cat first. I wish I didn't delete that pic.
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    I think everyone that has made a post in this...

    I think everyone that has made a post in this thread should be a mod.

    I was the #2 most popular poster in a real estate forum until yesterday. Then I got banned. I asked this question to have...
  • My wife's dad left high school and joined the...

    My wife's dad left high school and joined the Army when he was 17. World War 2. He was a scout in the Philippines. He came back with a bunch of Japanese shoulder patches and ears.
  • OP is probably trying to show off. That would be...

    OP is probably trying to show off. That would be like me saying that I scored in the 99% percentile of some tests in high school and the military hounded me to join for the next 6 years. 40 years...
  • I gave you some Rep Power, but I don't think it...

    I gave you some Rep Power, but I don't think it shows up until you have 50 posts.
  • This is like Clue. Who Did It. The driver....

    This is like Clue.

    Who Did It.

    The driver. someone from the bar, former occupant of the house, former lover?
    Where did they dispose of the knife? A river, a lake, buried undergroud, still in...
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    Poll: Try the Hungry Man dinners. They are better than...

    Try the Hungry Man dinners. They are better than the Mega Bowls. But neither is better than something self prepared from scratch.
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    Poll: Nothing is in the package. It's all free food. ...

    Nothing is in the package. It's all free food. I set it on a tilt trailer bed so the animals have to climb up a slope to get to it.
  • "Over my head" is more Christine McVey. The...

    "Over my head" is more Christine McVey.

    The Donnelly thing is a from a band she had called "Belly". "Feed the Tree" was their main hit.
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    Gas. I've got 23 rental properties with stoves. ...

    Gas. I've got 23 rental properties with stoves. Tenants by far prefer the gas cook tops.
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    Poll: Food face off #5

    Which food gets eaten first by which woodland creature? 3 foods, 3 creatures. Pick 1 of each.

    93/7 ground beef, 80/20 ground beef or TV dinner?
    Trash panda (racoon), fox or opossum?
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