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anyone else?

ya ya

cracking them and then sticking them in the microwave for 15 seconds also works good.

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..don't go to whatever "collage" he went to.

fail.

put oats in your shakes

The health benefits of honey - like all foods - depend on the quality of the honey. But in this case, the situation is even more extreme, because the pollen that collects on the bees' legs as they...

try to have some balance.

I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. They stink really bad. I start to get fed up with your ugly ass. I tear off your wooden peg...

I need you talk like a pirate.

I had sex with a turkey.

Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.

ok im a Rhinoceros now

I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.

Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.

I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.