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Thats a line from fifty shades.
Why you watching that chit?
You lonely daddy?

Omg that's a big milestone. How do you feel?

Look who wants to be friends with me. It's the Indian man

That's not very ladylike. I am a woman you know.. but thanks for th bday wish. Appreciated my Asian noodle friend

I'm not into motorcycles. I'm into you baby

Thank you my love. You know I have a vajayjay right?

It's actually not. Cos everyone is out there with their own friends and family having fun and celebrating the new year. And no one wants to celebrate your birthday. That's why I'm here all alone but...

Yeh you're right. I'm kinda surprised I made it to 38. It will be a miracle if I make it to 40

I'm not going to be going anywhere or do anything.
But wouldn't mind some birthday wishes and reps. Please be nice to me today. Im feeling extra vulnerable

Sounds like you were pregnant. If that was your covid experience you got off easy. The fever and brain fog with the pounding headache was enough to wish I was dead. Glad u managed to avoid the...

Thank you so much 🥰💕🥰💕🥰
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Will you send me some Christmas cake?

Things are not well. I have covid. So I'll be alone for Christmas

Oh dear. Well I hope I somehow don't get it as bad as you. I'm got th booster but that was was about a year ago and I'm sure all ite effects would've run out by now. Ill just have to occupy myself...

Great :(
Did u get ur vaccinations and boosters? And u still got hit hard?
Are you overweight or have health issues? How old are you?

Helppppp

God should make a bow tie out of human flesh that would make it look pretty

Managed to avoid getting covid these past few years. Finally got it. I had a real bad fever and headache yesterday. Slept for 20hrs feel a bit better today but I hear the fever comes back cos covid...

I don't like attention. I avoid it like the plague

Why would we go to the meriton? To get ur dik wet? If that's the case you are ridiculous. So if you buy me a $10 drink then I'm obligated to give you my vajayjay. Yeh nahhhh hahahahahahahaha
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