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    No, I'd say my work here is done:) Now we...

    No, I'd say my work here is done:)

    Now we return to your regularly scheduled programming
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    I hope you all remember me as best/worst poster...

    I hope you all remember me as best/worst poster and troll of misc history.

    *Bows*

    Curtain closes



    *Music*
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    Hey bye y'all... seriously look for a book in a...

    Hey bye y'all... seriously look for a book in a year :)
    Had a good run trolling.

    Namaste
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    Then you may want to find a more appropriate...

    Then you may want to find a more appropriate forum that suits your mild mannered tastes :) I also wrote about Satan cumming Inside me...did you like those poems?
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    Lol if I was the level of insane that I "portray"...

    Lol if I was the level of insane that I "portray" sometimes through my goofy writings on here, I would DEFINITELY be sitting in a mental hospital atm.
    There's be no way in hell that someone could...
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    I just laughed hard. That is the most accurate...

    I just laughed hard. That is the most accurate gif of what I do on here.

    You get me <3 lmao
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    ....lol no it's just fun acting like I am.

    ....lol no it's just fun acting like I am.
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    Umm (?) Allow me to break it down for you lol......

    Umm (?) Allow me to break it down for you lol...

    Before my first child I weighed 118lbs
    Gained 60lbs
    Lost the weight ended up 140lbs

    Second child started at 140lbs
    200lbs while pregnant...
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    Umm it was FIVE kids...not two :) I have been...

    Umm it was FIVE kids...not two :) I have been very thin my whole life but gained 60lbs every pregnancy.

    Thanks
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    That's a picture I posted so I'm pretty sure I...

    That's a picture I posted so I'm pretty sure I was ok with it being shown.

    I lost a chit ton of weight after my kids and had to have the skin removed (for obvious reasons) that was the before....
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    I have been very open about some things and...

    I have been very open about some things and people have taken it and pretty much twisted it into what they want to believe. I intentionally rustle people on here so people like bigrangs are posting...
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    I've talked to a few mods and I'm positive that...

    I've talked to a few mods and I'm positive that unlike some of you retards, they know that I'm messing around with about 90% of the chit I say on here.

    When I'm bored or can't sleep it honestly...
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    I feel a familiar wetness as I glide my hand down...

    I feel a familiar wetness as I glide my hand down below my belly button. I start to explore this well known territory and find the spot. It's like a button for a machine that must be primed. I start...
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    If validation we seek Is to be mentally weak...

    If validation we seek
    Is to be mentally weak
    then the mind is a dangerous thing
    For we all want affection
    And desire connection
    with the security it brings

    So please look on me
    And tell me...
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    The wheels are finally turning My heart is...

    The wheels are finally turning
    My heart is hurting
    Stomach is churning

    A tear falls from my eye like rain from the sky
    And thoughts flutter in like a dove
    You and me connected we'll be
    And...
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    This one's for muzzie I wake up early as a...

    This one's for muzzie


    I wake up early as a new day dawns
    I grab my prayer mat to pray
    To commune with Allah
    As I sit on his face
    My roast beef is parted
    Well chit! I just farted
    Mmm I'm...
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    I know I'm awesome. I wrote some more for ya...

    I know I'm awesome. I wrote some more for ya above ∆
    Hope you like?
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    If you think about it though...Jesus has to come...

    If you think about it though...Jesus has to come into our heart and it would only make sense that Lucifer would have to cum into our vaginas. Jesus brings shame and guilt for having sex, while Satan...
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    Lol I'm 30 not 60 you young whippersnapper! I...

    Lol I'm 30 not 60 you young whippersnapper!

    I bet unlike my (also) 30 year old husband YOU don't have to use that little blue pill to get it up. Ohhh what I wouldn't give to be able to ride that...
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    Lol see the misc tries to always psychoanalyze me...

    Lol see the misc tries to always psychoanalyze me (because I'm too honest on here) ...but what they don't realize is that they can never truly know what's in my heart since they haven't seen my...
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