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I got so hard reading that.

Imagine doing this with a gym bod and a 8+ inch schlong, they'd be all over u like possesed shedemons desperately wanting your seed.

Being able to have any takeaway delivered to your door = game over. Before, the one thing stopping the fat bastards was having to up off their arses to get the ****ing food.

I quite liked the buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soundtrack.

People forget that the internet was quite advanced by the late 90s. You could easily trade stocks and research things if you wanted. You could connect with people and join chat rooms and learn of...

Even if it is a copypasta that still leaves some sad prick typing it out originally.

For ugly incels the open world is becoming like actual prison. And what do they do in prison? **** the most feminine looking men.

Tinder/Instagram...all that sheet is the free world of pussy but...

You werent natty?!

****, i thought that was all your chinky genetics man

Can only get trannies crew.

Huey's too black sounding for me.

Actually scratched my screen under her eye was cos i thought it was dirty.

No thanks Jeffrey

From what ive heard, he was just Matthew a normal teenager at a UK school when who one day, during sports day, he ran into the school charging rooms to get out of the rain. He was walking through the...

You didnt count your sperm?

Do a 69 and walk out

He wanted just him and blonde in the lift alone so he could ger her number and bang her. Being straight = racist

I liked it. The frantic nature pulls you in so you feel the stresses and strains of it all imo. The way they use cross talking and fast camera work makes it feel real but i get why ppl dont like it....

Tbf, If the shop opener had pulled a shooter out and defended himself by sticking a bullet in them the BLM crew wouldve made his life not worth living anyway.

Very few things invoke nostalgia in me as much as Jackass and seeing Bam like that is wounding.

Tbh, just seeing them as old guys is kind of jarring to me. I think maybe cos they almost like a...

If gf stands for "go fuk", then yes, absolutely.

They are the only girls i want to gf.

Is going from having an 8 incher to 9 incher worth it?

Answer, Yes.

Would let her use those big strong arms to strangle me whilst she bounces on my cawk.

Das it mayne.