LOL who are you trying to fool? Everyone knows women are boring and unfunny--you're just a *******. Holla at your boys if you want to actually have fun
It's not a matter of probability. It's a matter of if and when. I bet everyone that has ever been a victim of a violent crime, wishes they had a gun on them at the time. Wished, in some cases.
LOL @ you foreigners. You come across a beta (which is most likely the reason you picked a fight with him in the first place) and think your country spawns gods.