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    I remember being put on a kitchen counter by my...

    I remember being put on a kitchen counter by my mom whilst she cooked and then she left the room and I tried following her but my legs couldn't support my weight as I slid off the counter. Cried...
  • Lmao

    Lmao
  • Lmfao RIP OP My last two rejections are the...

    Lmfao RIP OP

    My last two rejections are the same chit I always get "you look like you'd cheat", yes, srs, I get that a lot, nochad, and my personal favorite, "sorry you're way too young for me"...
  • Just call them Junior Germans to piss them off...

    Just call them Junior Germans to piss them off lmfao
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    Melodic pop music. Dedsrs.

    Melodic pop music. Dedsrs.
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    Poll: Brb starving kids thinking about steaks and...

    Brb starving kids thinking about steaks and cheese. That'll end well.
  • Guys like me take the kid lmfao

    Guys like me take the kid lmfao
  • What makes you think you aren't a virgin if you...

    What makes you think you aren't a virgin if you didn't bang raw and bust inside?
  • Fukin lost it

    Fukin lost it
  • Switch up from squats to lunges if squats aren't...

    Switch up from squats to lunges if squats aren't doing the business. Or if you're not already going ass to ground, go ass to ground.
  • Just impregnate her so it doesn't look bad

    Just impregnate her so it doesn't look bad
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    Good luck to you OP. I wish everyone a healthy...

    Good luck to you OP. I wish everyone a healthy living.
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    Jesus was a rebel

    Jesus was a rebel
  • I care more about the lint in my underwear tbh.

    I care more about the lint in my underwear tbh.
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    It's 2020 bruh.

    It's 2020 bruh.
  • Smoking became uncool so people aren't chewing...

    Smoking became uncool so people aren't chewing gum all the time.
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    It kind of is. Just cos your parents said don't...

    It kind of is. Just cos your parents said don't go out, didn't mean you had to piss your pants and listen and thus have a lifetime of tugging at your own dink and not develop the tongue skills to...
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    Inhibited social skills because of entertainment...

    Inhibited social skills because of entertainment at our finger tips. Once upon a time we had to go out and hang out on street corners with friends and sloots for entertainment for hours until our...
  • Leave bite marks

    Leave bite marks
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    Gonna have to use this line tbh

    Gonna have to use this line tbh
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