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Brah, oh $hit...

You caught major feelings for a girl who is everything you want, but she's still fking and cheating on her husband. You should have waited until she divorced him. Now you know...

Why is that?

Nice to know I'm a broke millionaire.

All my income goes into bills, Retirement savings and Education RESP's for the kids. Same with the wife's income. We have some big fkn bills.

But you've proven to yourself you can go over a month without P0rn wanking. Just clean the pipes every now and again, and you're good. Make sure that $hit is working properly for when the opportunity...

But seriously, prime Audrey Hepburn

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Heather.

Does net worth include house value in this scenario?

If it does, millionaire status Bert.

If not, Brokecel Bert.

Tim Horton was a fkn drug addict who played hockey into his late 40's. Also drove intoxicated and died.

RIP brother Timmy. Your name shall live on for generations to come.

whacking off to p0rn is only an addiction if you can't stay away from it for more than a few days. Unless you're binge watching and wanking for hours, or doing it every day, and looking forward to...

Brah, if you can go more than like 4 days without yanking it to p0rn, then you do not have an addiction.

All the Finnish Cass I can eat would raise my happiness levels.

Plenty of group singing in Elementary School, but other than the National Anthem at a hockey game, I'm thinking 35 years ago.

How did buddy rot for 24 years in prison, then have access to a car and booze 12 days after release?

Imagine suffering through 24 years of prison to enjoy 12 days of freedom, then die.

I'd...

And now he's doing Life.

Maybe he is, but aren't Liberals on a "Death to Heebs" kick?

Fkn hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

As a mid-40's very late Gen-X miscer, let me tell you. I witnessed the earliest of changes to full-on Libtardism during school, and it really is brainwashing/indoctrination.

Small things at...

Hmm... Gotta look on the bright side of things. My rims feel a little bit more secure on my vehicle now.

Nicely done. Did he survived?

Wood allow that alien to probe all the $hit out of my angus.

Because they didn't allow the Rape-fugees through the gates like every other cucked Western Nation.