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SS != GOMAD

SS is a weight training program
GOMAD is a diet

ALTHOUGH THEY ARE BOTH ACCREDITED TO MOST EXALTED RIPPLETODE THEY ARE NOT...

this will give the roll of shame an entirely new meaning

1. restore deleted pics from icloud or itunes backup
2. text her some of the pics with "u mad?"
3. cut contact

So much this. Subpar, frozen & reheated slop. But no reservations and *always* a 1+ hour wait to get a table.

I guess big menu + big portions + massive calories = the secret formula for 'MURICA's...

^ fairly lulzy

looks like a labrador mix to me; mostly labrador

OP, IANAL & not sure of your state's tenant laws, but if your place isn't inhabitable (which it isn't when the sewer is broken), he probably has to *pay* to cover your living expenses while you're...

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saturday morning x-men

i dunno man, when you can hear the kicks landing from half a block away on a cell phone camera

lol, that guy dun goofed

TIL

i can't believe this PJ guy isn't more famous

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unless there is an existing contract that prohibits the hospital from changing the conditions of employment - and there probably isn't unless she's unionized - the hospital is perfectly within its...

this has nothing to do with civil liberties guise

this is a contract between employer (hospital) and employee (social worker)

the hospital wants to save money on health insurance, and they can...

in an "at-will" state, you can be fired for almost anything. for example:

listen to bieber? fired.
left handed? fired.
watch american idol? fired.

totally legit.

the only limits are things...

can you comprehend how batchit, drooling, straitjacket insane this sounds to someone else... i don't even...

1. divorce over a mess - dis hoe lion/10
2. telling you not to date after divorce - STRONG wtf

10/10 odds that there is another reason she's doing this. honestly tho, she sounds fuqking nuts...

only thing i'm raging at is cardio bish telling someone they are being 'disruptive' in a gym

real talk tho, don't be slamming iron plates on a concrete floor, kids. its just silly.

op, i'd wager you aren't doing it right: a shiny nickel says you're gripping too wide, flaring your elbows out and benching like you'd do a pushup (aka 'bodybuilder' style, lol)

when you unlock...

when people instinctively say "what?" everytime you ask them something even though they goddam well heard what you said.

now, i just wait 5 secs after the "what?" and usually they will answer the...