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The ribs were better than the smash. She told me to finish early, was starting to hurt lol

Sisters got an Uber, ex stayed, she caught me getting younger sis numbers, was mad, we made up and smashed. Now reheating some ribs

We're already bombed, have strongass margs I made, played some game after coming from bar. **** got weird for a second.

I'm on mobile dunno how to post pics and prob wouldn't anyway don't wanna...

The sisters allegedly called an Uber like 10min ago but it's not here so probably not. The younger one wants it. I'm hoping my ex and the older sister fall asleep on the sofas so I can take the...

I think the sisters are gonna leave. The younger one keeps leg fighting with the ex on the sofa, flashing me upskirt on purpose. I want the older sister and ex to leave but that's not gonna happen....

One is an ex sloot I haven't seen or talked to in 8mo

One is her best friend

One is the best friends younger sister

Me and the younger sister have been clicking low-key all night

Chit...

This gives me so much hope, faith, and confidence in misc. Truly a breathtaking moment.

THANK YOU MISC!!!! (srs)

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Need negs for 88888 or reps for 88988

Plz misc

Always wake up earlier on weekends without an alarm than weekdays with an alarm crew.

Pls bro, 7 negs in a row hasn't been enough

Is there anything more difficult than this? It's a fukking nightmare to get it to look right, and even more difficult to later remove.

Go drive a new 5 series. They're beasts. M3 is cool but isn't nearly as comfortable for a daily as a 5.

I am full on twink frame, girls dig it, but any time a true lean tall mesomorph comes nearby I get mogged hard, the look in their eye, I just know they banged

Titos is an easy standard
Ketel One is best in bloody mary
GG if you don't want to taste it

This.

Probably as simple as some low-level aide saying "hey guys, we know you're gonna be there, just please be peaceful and represent us appropriately."

But by pretending they don't know who...

I guess 88988 would be OK too. Plz halp.

bump for day crew

I love my M550i as a daily. A bit out of your range tho. Look at the 540i. Tremendous tech, rides beautifully, and it has plenty of power for a daily. The heated/cooled/massaging Nappa seats are...

God was peeing and one of his piss drops splattered on the floor and was our "big bang". The universe is the puddle that forms when the droplet flattens out across the floor. For purposes of our...