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Final bump

This isn't a TV show, smooth brain

Holes a goal

Final bump

She's temp you retard. Gonna be gone in 2 weeks

I like this one. Best girl I ever saw didn't smoke tho, but she did smoke weed.

But I think there's truth to it

That guy always says I have a small cawk, he must be obsessed. I've already posted pics of my cawk and even one with a measurement proving I'm not frauding

final bump

this isn't a disney movie bro, every hole is a goal

My girth is all-purpose. Yeah it could be bigger but no ****s given, as long as I can beat up the cervix and then go for a cig after, I'm all good

Make most women cum

It doesn't work like that retard

no ****s given - 2 consenting adults smashing if it happens.

besides, i dont give a **** if im hired. im one of the best workers at my place anyway.

i think decaf makes you more jittery - it's high in this mould ****. coffee with caffeine is low in mould

tbh last time i asked her to come for a smoke, she declined. so i went outside, and then she joined me 1 min later. so potentially shes shy and wants the cawk. who knows

i dont have rizz like my...

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the...

this but the reels ****. you can be scrolling watching the most pointless **** and you're hooked

I got temp one who's probably in their 30s but smashable. She's only on temporary basis so I gotta move quick.

My coworker said she's an easy smash - they had a chat in the smoking area and he was...

stop looking at porn, its rotting your mind

unironically a pretty good diet

bacterial vaginosis you ****ing retards and you'd be surprised, a lot of girls have this ****

I don't regret seeing prostitutes, it was especially fun in the beginning. Can't stand them now. I learned a lot seeing prostitutes srs.

I do wonder what my life would have been like if I never...