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    My gf hangs this little pink scrunchy looking...

    My gf hangs this little pink scrunchy looking thing from the shower handle and I just use that.
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    Soon

    Soon
  • I don't think my customers are in any danger,...

    I don't think my customers are in any danger, since I'm a fry cook, so everything I touch goes into the hot oil before it goes on a plate.

    I do have to arrange the food on the plate from time to...
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    *checks Constitution* *sees Presidential Pardon...

    *checks Constitution*
    *sees Presidential Pardon Powers in Article 2*

    No fukks given.
  • I have a hemorrhoid and it hurts real bad.

    The only way I can get it to stop hurting is to push it back in with my finger, and then try and keep my butthole clenched tight for as long as I can before it pops out again.

    The problem is I'm a...
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    I'm still boycotting Empire until they bring...

    I'm still boycotting Empire until they bring Jussie back.

    #falselyaccused
    #beatenbyMAGAbrosjustforbeinggay
  • I've already admitted to inserting my genitals...

    I've already admitted to inserting my genitals into your mother's anus (balls and all)...don't try and deflect from the fact that you want to do it to.

    There are some depraved miscers here, but...
  • You're just mad that it's my dick in your mum's...

    You're just mad that it's my dick in your mum's ass instead of yours.

    Admit it...right now you're thinking about your own dick in your mother's ass, you sick fukk.
  • After your mother lets me ejacuate inside her ass...

    After your mother lets me ejacuate inside her ass I will often scoop it out afterwards and feed it to her like the good little cumguzzler that she is.
  • What if it only kills those with an ethnic...

    What if it only kills those with an ethnic Chinese background?

    Hmmm?
  • So much for isingmodel and his top tier genes. ...

    So much for isingmodel and his top tier genes.

    Goodnight, sweet prince and may you get your 72 vrigins.
  • Has anyone actually died that isn't ethnically...

    Has anyone actually died that isn't ethnically Chinese?

    Srs question.
  • It's my constitutional right to wear one if I...

    It's my constitutional right to wear one if I want.
  • Is it safe to wear a helmet while driving a car with front & side air bags?

    I'm taking a two day driving trip with my new gf and we're taking turns driving so we don't have to stop overnight, but she drives like fukk, so I want to wear one of my racing helmets while I sleep....
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    First he gets two scoops and now two asterisks...

    First he gets two scoops and now two asterisks next to his name?

    Selfish.
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    This. Stop staring at me.

    This.

    Stop staring at me.
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    Fukk yeah, America.

    Fukk yeah, America.
  • For $1500 you can buy a decent lightweight single...

    For $1500 you can buy a decent lightweight single speed mountain bike, along with helmet, shorts and a pair of mtb shoes.

    Or you can keep speedwalking on the treadmill while reading Cosmo like the...
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    1. He/him/his 2. Trump

    1. He/him/his

    2. Trump
  • See sig below.

    See sig below.
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