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Im self employed and deal with refinery contractors that rent houses from me. Probably 5000. I stopped counting at 2000.

They have invited me over to their house that they are renting from me to...

She looked at my genital region and that's what she said.

There is a cute FedEx driver that makes deliveries 1-2 times a week at my house. I was mowing when she pulled in my driveway. She said I had a big package.


I told her that all the women say...

Sometimes I do 6 reps and use my penor to count the final rep. If I feel a little ballsy, I do 8 reps.

Impersonating a female?


Charges: 48 Hour Sanction
Bond: 0
Arresting Agency: Montgomery County
Date: 20240430 13:00
Age: 37, Sex: F, Race: W

It's because you have 5 fingers on each hand. It helps you count the reps.

This is someone in my counties jail.

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A 12" pipeline is being constructed from that lake to supply water to a soybean processing plant, another soybean plant, a bio fuel plant, and an animal food plant that uses soybeans. $3.5 billion...

I'll take two.

Same here. The lake that I normally take my boat out to hunt ducks has been 5 feet low the last 3 years. The boat ramp ends in dirt. No ducks either.

The lake rose 15 feet in water level in the...

Too much upper. Not enough lower.

My dad is a doctor and I showed him your post. He said "you are going to die".

My mom is a doctor too. She said "you will be fine".

They are both correct.

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The falconer had a full body stuffed coyote bearing its teeth he would put at islands at cooling water retention ponds to keep geese away. Some people at the refinery went out there in a boat and...

I may have told this story before.

There was a falconer doing pigeon control at a refinery renting a place from me. He had 14 raptors and would feed them every evening in the back yard. A few...

A few of us were pass shooting mallards in a standing soybean field covered in snow. We'd move around in the field to where ever the birds were working. When the hunt was done we'd go back to where...

The creek flow just pushed in a bunch of gravel into the buckets. There were fish in a pool 10 yards away. No fish in the buckets.

The owl was a barred owl, aka 8 hooter. In the evening you can...

An owl tried to catch one of the baby rabbits but it ran under the deck. So we set out these plaster rabbits with a camera in front of them. The next morning the plaster rabbits were knocked over...

The water flows through the buckets but the screen keeps the fish. I put the fish in another bucket and transport them to the pond to restock it.