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  • Probably the chili.

    Probably the chili.
  • Chili freezes well, but I don't think you would...

    Chili freezes well, but I don't think you would want to eat it every day. The scent of your flatulence would make your eyes water and nose run. Like tear gas. Don't ask me how I know about tear...
  • Poll: Rhode Island could have a penor. South Carolina...

    Rhode Island could have a penor.
    South Carolina could stab me.
    South Dakota is too wide in the hips.
    Tennessee doesn't have a penor and has small hands.

    I went with Tennessee.
  • Poll: Who would you have lunch by the pool with? 14 of 16

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    I wonder who would win a boxing match between a...

    I wonder who would win a boxing match between a kangaroo and a baboon. The 'roo has the speed but the 'boon has the strength.
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    I had this spontaneous upper body bleeding when I...

    I had this spontaneous upper body bleeding when I started a new office job. Turns out I hadn't removed the needles/pins from my dress shirts and that is what caused the bleeding. I'm glad they...
  • Add 2 hankerchiefs or scarfs to the list. Some...

    Add 2 hankerchiefs or scarfs to the list. Some women like bondage and want to be tied.
  • I read the subject of your post and thought...

    I read the subject of your post and thought polyester. I read the post and saw polyester in the 2nd line. I would choose colors of the German and Italian flags. Just don't end up like Mussolini.
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    I put out pizza and a pound of butter for my...

    I put out pizza and a pound of butter for my trash pandas and it doesn't seem to bother them. They left a trail of muddy footprints on my deck last night. They walked right up to my sliding glass...
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    Are they farm raised or harvested in the wild? ...

    Are they farm raised or harvested in the wild? Here we have a wild animal called a bison. It's like a cow, but bigger. They are farm raised for their meat.
  • I have to deal with this guy at the gym. That's...

    I have to deal with this guy at the gym. That's a .44 magnum. The world's most powerful handgun. Do you feel lucky?
    ...
  • My wife and I do 98% of the work/management. The...

    My wife and I do 98% of the work/management. The other 2% of the work is stuff that has to be signed off by a professional with a license.

    The best way to judge a prospective tenant is to look at...
  • Most of the time it is 50% rented out with 1...

    Most of the time it is 50% rented out with 1 person in a 2 bedroom place, 2 people in a 3 bedroom place. 50% unoccupied.

    The minority of the time it is most everything rented out with people on a...
  • Yes, but for only 3-5 weeks a year. Most weeks...

    Yes, but for only 3-5 weeks a year. Most weeks are about 3-5k. It all depends on what work is going on at a local refinery. I rent to people doing the work.
  • See sig. I charge $250/week for each bed in a...

    See sig. I charge $250/week for each bed in a house. 23 houses, 83 beds.
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    I used to give my sausage to this lady twice a...

    I used to give my sausage to this lady twice a day. Same lady I did tequila shots from her bosom with. Now I'm a feeble little old guy. Where is my wheelchair?
  • No. You possibly need to eat more meat. Meat =...

    No. You possibly need to eat more meat. Meat = protein.

    I spun my wheels for 2 years lifting and eating dormitory food. No gains. I moved to a house and hung out with people on special...
  • Get enough protein and take creatine. Those 2...

    Get enough protein and take creatine. Those 2 subjects have already been discussed on this forum.
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    The sausage casing is empty between the 2...

    The sausage casing is empty between the 2 sausages. The empty portion is twisted, and that is what is on top of the rack.
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