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  • Poll: Texas looks like a dingbat and her cheeks are too...

    Texas looks like a dingbat and her cheeks are too big.
    Utah has nice hair, nice cleavage and a nice tan.
    Vermont does not have nice hair, nice cleavage or a nice tan.
    Virginia looks like a clown...
  • Poll: Who would you have lunch by the pool with? 15 of 16

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    Texas

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  • If bloodletting with leeches isn't your cup of...

    If bloodletting with leeches isn't your cup of tea, you can always sell your plasma. I had some mexican guy move into one of my places a few weeks ago with his "sister". She shows more boobs and...
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    I was 5'8", 136 pounds, 14 years old. The most I...

    I was 5'8", 136 pounds, 14 years old. The most I could do for a working set was 65 pounds. 8 years later I could do 225 pounds for reps without a spotter. Just keep at it.
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    Off topic post

    I was briefly hanging out with 3 of my renters last night. Long enough to drink a beer. They are all boilermakers working in a refinery. I was with the general foreman, quality control guy and the...
  • Do you mean 4 on each side or 4 total? 4 on each...

    Do you mean 4 on each side or 4 total? 4 on each side is pretty common. 4 total is a juvenile.

    Source: I've got a 650 pound deer feeder 47 yards from my back door. I see 4 points and 8 points...
  • You will burn out faster than Sid Vicious with...

    You will burn out faster than Sid Vicious with that program.
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    These are bison/buffalo. ...

    These are bison/buffalo.

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  • Probably the chili.

    Probably the chili.
  • Chili freezes well, but I don't think you would...

    Chili freezes well, but I don't think you would want to eat it every day. The scent of your flatulence would make your eyes water and nose run. Like tear gas. Don't ask me how I know about tear...
  • Poll: Rhode Island could have a penor. South Carolina...

    Rhode Island could have a penor.
    South Carolina could stab me.
    South Dakota is too wide in the hips.
    Tennessee doesn't have a penor and has small hands.

    I went with Tennessee.
  • Poll: Who would you have lunch by the pool with? 14 of 16

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    Rhode...
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    I wonder who would win a boxing match between a...

    I wonder who would win a boxing match between a kangaroo and a baboon. The 'roo has the speed but the 'boon has the strength.
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    I had this spontaneous upper body bleeding when I...

    I had this spontaneous upper body bleeding when I started a new office job. Turns out I hadn't removed the needles/pins from my dress shirts and that is what caused the bleeding. I'm glad they...
  • Add 2 hankerchiefs or scarfs to the list. Some...

    Add 2 hankerchiefs or scarfs to the list. Some women like bondage and want to be tied.
  • I read the subject of your post and thought...

    I read the subject of your post and thought polyester. I read the post and saw polyester in the 2nd line. I would choose colors of the German and Italian flags. Just don't end up like Mussolini.
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    I put out pizza and a pound of butter for my...

    I put out pizza and a pound of butter for my trash pandas and it doesn't seem to bother them. They left a trail of muddy footprints on my deck last night. They walked right up to my sliding glass...
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    Are they farm raised or harvested in the wild? ...

    Are they farm raised or harvested in the wild? Here we have a wild animal called a bison. It's like a cow, but bigger. They are farm raised for their meat.
  • I have to deal with this guy at the gym. That's...

    I have to deal with this guy at the gym. That's a .44 magnum. The world's most powerful handgun. Do you feel lucky?
    ...
  • My wife and I do 98% of the work/management. The...

    My wife and I do 98% of the work/management. The other 2% of the work is stuff that has to be signed off by a professional with a license.

    The best way to judge a prospective tenant is to look at...
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