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My kids do all of that. Yours do not.

And even if your 5 year old can read in 3 languages and reads physics books (again lmao) she doesn't know what any of it means

"I make my kids study...

Holy fuk. Your autism is off the charts.

You're robbing your kid of their childhood forcing them to learn multiple languages (doubtful) and look (yes look, not read) books about quantum physics...

It does. Thats why you think believing in Santa impacts anyone beyond the age of 10. Once kids find out thats it. They literally don't care. Might be upset for a day but thats it. Then they...

-Kids who believe in Santa are developmentally delayed
-i believed in Santa until I was 12 (lol)

Pick one buttercup. Actually in your case it makes sense. But most kids quit believing pretty...

Your 5 year old looks at pictures books of space lol

You're a **** and your kids hate being the only ones who can't partake in chirstmas traditions but ill bite.

Not one kid in the entire world is developmentally delayed due to believing in Santa. ...

Dude you're old as fuk. What are the negative consequences of letting a kid be a kid?

No it would not. If you think a child can grasp that concept you are beyond retarded. Like full potato or something.

Same here. Young girls at work are always surprised when they find out im 32. That being said I definitely felt better when I was 25. But also, my prime years for pulling sloots was 29-32. Thats when...

Not even remotely true. I lost rights to one of my kids because her mom got a restraining order and even though the judge ruled in my favor on 2 occasions her attorney kept appealing. This was during...

Except Bryan callen right?? Martyn got tossed by a 50 year old comedian. He has no chance against any trained fighter, amateur, pro, or otherwise

You edited the part where you said you'd let your kid do the same. Is that because you realized you would be on the hook for support?

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Do it everyday. Something else to try is find a clear bucket that will fit over your eyes and make it so the ground looks wavy. Be careful first couple steps or you can blow your knee out

Never bought a girl a drink unless I smashed first. But yeah most of the men here are soy filled betas. People minding their business and not approaching strangers sounds nice. If I ever get the...

Fwb are Chad's because women know that chads have options and most will not be faithful. Thats why you want Chad with money. So if things don't work out you get something out of it. Its not rocket...

Our military already became a joke when they allowed women and then lowered requirements for them. Do you really want incels in there too?

Both are impressive and neither one will lead to snap city lol.


I think the snatch is more impressive.

Do the one arm clean and jerk and chug half a gallon of milk while you hold it overhead

You can't make up your own definitions for **** and expect people to take you seriously. A burger is beef. chicken, no matter the bread, is a chicken sandwich. Wtf do you consider meat on untoasted...

Sorta this. I've been banging consistently since 22 but last year I pull the best sloots of my life and I was 31. Probably different for everyone. I don't think there's any definitive age range but...