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  • lol precisely what was the conversation like...

    lol precisely what was the conversation like whilst holding your wife’s legs in the air like you were changing her diaper
  • Well one thing is for sure and that is no woman...

    Well one thing is for sure and that is no woman working within a four to five mile radius of a chipotle is going to be sleeping around especially if she is HTC because she will be too busy feverishly...
  • Well to be fair it depends on the factors...

    Well to be fair it depends on the factors contributing to average status by that I mean if she is being pulled down by HTC status might I suggest the number one sign could be the near constant...
  • I am guessing there is more to that south of...

    I am guessing there is more to that south of France story than she is letting on I mean something tells me the tears are explained by something along the lines of her going HAM on escargot and...
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    Old guy at the Y I used to go to would stand at...

    Old guy at the Y I used to go to would stand at the row of sinks and slowly shave his face while completely nude every afternoon I mean the behavior was perplexing not just because he was seemingly...
  • I just made four and a half minutes of eye contact with a HTC lady at chipotle

    And when she finally asked me what my problem was I calmly indicated I knew what she was planning and if she chose to continue waiting to order her burrito bowl I would inform the custodian of her...
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    Jeezum crow that lady seemed fired up I mean I...

    Jeezum crow that lady seemed fired up I mean I shudder to think of the preposterously vile elongated chocolate rump rope she ferociously discharged into common bathroom toilet during the first recess...
  • Now they just need to relocate this to a...

    Now they just need to relocate this to a neighboring position and create a companion statue of a man with a Sex Pistols live in Liverpool 1984 tshirt pulled up over his nose and the project will be...
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    Yes well sure she was a nerd fantasy back in the...

    Yes well sure she was a nerd fantasy back in the day but imagine if you will that lady being born more recently and indulging in htc culture to the point where she would frequent chipotle during her...
  • I am an american executive platinum person

    I am an american executive platinum person
  • That is perplexing given his pre-surgery look...

    That is perplexing given his pre-surgery look seems like it would present a problem when attempting to keep his sepultura live in Fort Collins 1998 tshirt pulled up over his nose while aggressively...
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    I love libtech boards and the magne-traction tech...

    I love libtech boards and the magne-traction tech since it seems to be the best thing going in terms of providing consistent edge grip in variable conditions then again arbor has some interesting...
  • Yeah I mean we are probably screwed because this...

    Yeah I mean we are probably screwed because this looks like clear evidence of cyborgs from the future traveling back in time in desperation to dispose of the odorless oblong metallic rods being...
  • Well to be fair 2009 was pre HTC culture...

    Well to be fair 2009 was pre HTC culture therefore there was far less concern about women frequenting chipotle for lunch and midway through their third burrito bowl hearing a deep gurgle and having...
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    I mean obviously particularly if you have a HTC...

    I mean obviously particularly if you have a HTC girlfriend because that three hundred dollar steak is going to be inhaled and rapidly converted by her internal organs into a remarkably voluminous...
  • Nice of her to hang a closeup view of her gaping...

    Nice of her to hang a closeup view of her gaping vagooger there on the wall in her bathroom and I mean sure she may be objectively attractive but something about her gib grinds my gears and makes me...
  • Unsure how I feel about the FUPA focused viewing...

    Unsure how I feel about the FUPA focused viewing angle aside from concerned about the future viability of the plumbing in that building after that lady completes her acts of pugilism and awkwardly...
  • I have to admit I was in tears at points myself...

    I have to admit I was in tears at points myself but not because of the words that were robotically tumbling from our geriatric dotard elected leader but instead it was when the camera flashed to the...
  • I did not watch the video or really read the OP...

    I did not watch the video or really read the OP for obvious reasons but I did want to say that placing a woman in a cage of any sort is cruel and inhumane behavior symbolic of the systemic...
  • Wtf is a ring bear

    Wtf is a ring bear
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